Applying to become a sperm donor

[Maxwell.]

Did you know most places don't accept donations from ginger people because there's a large lack of demand for their seed.

who wants more soulless people in the world anyway

[Ad Bot]

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You're going to be a father before you become a father.
Also I hear that sperm donor clinics have really up to date research magazines, so enjoy that.

[Dannu]

Largely the point of the contracts is to dictate that any relation to potential children is void and you won't attempt to seek them out afaik.

[Rabbot32]

Now, the real question,
will they judge you for your ebony pony foot quicksand pokemon fart special interest when getting off or do you get to not tell them that

[espio100]

It's not exactly lucrative. You can only donate one sample every 2-3 days to maintain good quality and many clinics have their terms set so you only get the money after a certain amount of good donations and time has passed.

That means if you're trying to make a career out of it you can't jerk off freely and forget having actual love often lol. The clinic I'm going to tomorrow states you can donate 3 times weekly so if every load is good that's about $840 a month which is $10,000 per year. That's not really a lot of money for an adult, especially in Seattle where the cost of living is skyrocketing due to the tech boom. I'm thinking of it as a small supplemental income to bolster savings or use for discretionary spending purposes.

I'm mostly interested in the novelty of the experience and hey I get a free medical checkup out of it too even if I don't commit to anything. I'll find out their actual terms when I go in tomorrow.

Still, I mean
800+ dollars per month extra for just beating your meat. This is the best thing ever.

I don't think they'll accept sperm that's infected with ebolaids

My master plan is to conquer the world with my mini weeaboos I make from donating sperm.