Author Topic: Spoil the ending of your favourite game without context  (Read 29844 times)

You kill your twin brother


You succeed in your heroic quest to forget up the world completely.


you succesfully murder the forget out of everyone even slightly significant and then either forget the world up or forget the world up but later

easy mode: two snakes try to manipulate you into into doing either

youre face to face with the man who sold the world

you and the man who sold the world sit around in a forgetin jeep for 8 hours while he talks about how he sold the world and gets increasingly metaphorical. eventually the man driving the jeep gets sick of his stuff and turns on the radio and the man who sold the world gets all sad and mopey and then you sit in the forgetin jeep in forgetin silence (barring the radio) for another 8 hours

youre face to face with the man who sold the world
you starfish i know exactly what game this is by those last 5 words

your friend turns into a giant dragon and kills some demon guy with 4 arms and then the people who all talk the same start calling you dragonknight or something.

[sins of the father intensifies]

you become king and are swiftly Dekked offscreen by the law

you kill a flower machine abomination powered by the ROYGBIV spectrum
you become friends with a guy who absorbed all of your other friends to become an omega-friend and find out he's just a kid
you stomp a flower into the ground who was actually your friend then get screamed at by the protag because you didnt give up your soul

Through the furious mashing of your Q, F, A, and S keys, you beat the game. Unfortunately, you and up to three "friends" become stuck on a rock floating in the sky as the credits roll, having forgotten how to use the "town portal" spell. It's okay, though; you have a new sequence of keys to mash to test on your "friends" and possibly yourself.

In the sequel, you are stuck in a laboratory with a sad golem and up to three "friends" while badass party music plays as the credits roll. When the credits finish rolling, the golem may or may not have detonated from sadness, but you're kicked back to the main menu before you can find out.

In a completely different game, you have !!FUN!! by opening the circus and offering ridiculously expensive prepared meals to the clown-based welcoming committee. Your fortress of bearded drunk midgets might not survive, depending on a number of variables that may or may not matter.

youre face to face with the man who sold the world
I must know this game, can you PM me the name?

you may or may not get forgeted over by the wish you choose depending which character you play as.