My richard is Bleeding

[mod-man]

alright so ill put a plaster on it

EDIT: OH forget I NEED A PISS WHAT DO I DO

oh man what if you went to pee you peed like normal but like, a tiny stream shot out of ur cut

that'd be funny

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[bestguy22]

tell your parents the embarrassing story. they will still love you because you are their child

[SeventhSandwich]

ever tried scotch tape

Oi laddie, yer not suppos' tah doo that.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

So how deep is the cut and where on your snake is it?

not deep, on the back of it (I can't see it unless i move it)

edit: took the chance and no blood came out (I used toilet paper to cover it) and I can't find the plasters

[Biostorm]

not deep, on the back of it (I can't see it unless i move it)

I don't think taking a piss should be a problem then, just try to keep the cut from getting infected, it should heal fairly quickly

[John Freeman]

I don't think taking a piss should be a problem then, just try to keep the cut from getting infected, it should heal fairly quickly

Do you speak from experience?
:)))

[Biostorm]

Do you speak from experience?
:)))

Nah, just a few google searches, plus i am very interested in the anatomy of reproductive organs

[Tumbleweed]

looks like someone is getting their first period

[Maxx°]

congrats on your first man period m8
i got my first 10 months ago

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

looks like someone is getting their first period

im one of the only men to get a period and still have a snake

Nah, just a few google searches

wouldn't like seeing your search history

congrats on your first man period m8
i got my first 10 months ago

Do you still have your snake?

[John Freeman]

congrats on your first man period m8
i got my first 10 months ago

*bag joke*

[Pixie Stix]

What does bag joke mean

[Maxx°]

im one of the only men to get a period and still have a snakewouldn't like seeing your search historyDo you still have your snake?

please help meyes its completely normal

[SWAT One]

If it is continually bleeding, apply pressure with a clean white cloth while not doing anything that could give you an erection until it stops bleeding.  When it has stopped bleeding, pour hydrogen peroxide over it slowly.  This will sting, but it will sanitize it so that you do not get an erection.  If this causes bleeding to occur again, apply pressure with a clean white cloth until it stops.  Then apply triple antibiotic ointment cream by rubbing lightly over the wound.

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Alright guys thanks for helping with this, I know it's not every day that someone cuts their richard.