Author Topic: Think of a solid and liquid before entering (Read 1674 times)

Space1255 · October 06, 2015, 08:41:30 AM

You are made entirely of that solid, your blood and other body fluids you pee and spit is made of that liquid, and you're shoving the solid up your ass.

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SteveJenkins · October 06, 2015, 08:55:02 AM

chocolate + tea

I see nothing wrong here

Planr · October 06, 2015, 09:08:28 AM

bone and blood

well at least I was kinda smart.

NumberOneTuxedo · October 06, 2015, 09:30:05 AM

silver and water

ok?

Steve5451² · October 06, 2015, 09:33:09 AM

Paper and milk.
Wonderful I'm going to turn into a squishy pile of jelly in a few minutes.

Clone v.117 · October 06, 2015, 09:37:01 AM

I am made of lamps and blood.
Now excuse me as I put this bloody lamp in my ass.

tber123 · October 06, 2015, 09:37:51 AM

Why did I think of Solid Snake and Liquid Snake from Metal Gear Solid when I saw the title

sir dooble · October 06, 2015, 09:43:31 AM

Same joke, two weeks later.

Solid and Liquid.

Alyx Vance · October 06, 2015, 09:46:41 AM

Wood and water
hm

TristanLuigi · October 06, 2015, 09:48:44 AM

coal and gasoline

well I guess I am global warming now

blood.fm · October 06, 2015, 09:58:33 AM

snake and fedora

fireking · October 06, 2015, 10:02:50 AM

BBQ sauce and carrots

well

Niff · October 06, 2015, 10:03:20 AM

Platinum and lava

Hm

espio100 · October 06, 2015, 10:22:05 AM

My richard and richard juices
Oh my god, why.

Kohoutek · October 06, 2015, 10:33:04 AM

sodium chloride & bromine

toxic-blooded saltman... yea