human patch notes v2

[NumberOneTuxedo]

v2.4
-reverted patch 3.0

[Ad Bot]

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

v2.5
-added cyborg humans
-removed falldamage entirely
-added 90% resistance to all damage
-removed prisons
+added prison spaceships

[NumberOneTuxedo]

v2.6
-reverted patch 2.5

[Ravencroft·]

v3 reverted patch 2.6

[bestguy22]

holy stuff stop with the cyborgs nobody likes cyborgs

[Vitawrap]

patch v2.6 alpha
-removed snake
-removed boobs
-removed booty
-removed herobrine

[Maxx°]

patch v3
-removed everything

[Swat 3]

patch v2.6 beta
-hotfixed snake
-hotfixed boobs
-hotfixed booty
-removed herobrine
-executed anyone with the name "vitawrap"

[Utsuho Reiuji]

patch 2.7
removed odd bug that prevented neck shaving

[Ravencroft·]

V3 added cyborgs and killed all humans

[Theepicman]

Patch 3.2
-aided by reptilians, the fourth Reich that lived underground rises and drops gay bombs all over the world
-added EMPs
-added aliens that now orbit earth
-increased the human population by 4 billion

[Damage]

Patch 3.3

-removed morals (was causing internal conflicts)
+crime rate
+ctrl-k now works as intended

[Xealyth]

Patch 3.4
-forget

[Executive]

Patch 3.54
-new and improved integrated wristwatch now tracks every action you do and sends them to the NSA!
-fixed eyes glitch that would otherwise cause you to have to wear glasses overtime

[Utsuho Reiuji]

Patch 3.5
-Rolled back patch that fixed eye glitch
-Added staring into the sun functionality