Author Topic: Merry Christmas Everybody!  (Read 2588 times)

Who drinks Nesquik?
Me :)

>not mixing chocolate syrup with the milk to create the best flavor
We don't all want type-2 diabetes by the time we're 25.

A secret santa would never work in this community of liars and broke scrubs.
And i wouldnt have it any other way :')
your gift is bad rats

>using any type of chocolate powder mix
>not mixing chocolate syrup with the milk to create the best flavor
when i think chocolate syrup i think syrup you use on ice cream

Santa knows you're going to need every kind of lube you can get this year ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Santa knows you're going to need every kind of lube you can get this year ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
°Д°

What it's not even Halloween yet
Merry Christmas...?

Santa knows you're going to need every kind of lube you can get this year ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Is it for all the coal I'll be getting, for being a bad boy?

Is it for all the coal I'll be getting, for being a bad boy?
I always found that to be funny because of how useful coal could be
like santa is p much giving you free heat because you were bad
or you could sell it and make bank




Guys please, you are an open target for a chainban right now, not saying it's been triggered this easily before, but still.


Guys please, you are an open target for a chainban right now, not saying it's been triggered this easily before, but still.
Chain bans usually happen when it's dumber than this, such as only doing a quote and nothing else.
Although if you guys keep doing it, have fun with the ban.

Its The Nightmare Before Christmas again, Christmas involved with a HALLOWEEN month

I always found that to be funny because of how useful coal could be
like santa is p much giving you free heat because you were bad
or you could sell it and make bank
Except you traditionally only get a single lump of coal for one child.

Let's say that an average lump of coal is about 500 grams, a little over a pound.
In 2012 in the US, average price of coal at a mine was $39.95 per US ton. That's $39.95 for 907,185 grams.
Our coal lump is 0.000551 of a US ton, so it's worth $0.022. Only 2.2 cents.

Your coal isn't worth much at all.


In 1844, the price of 5 tons of coal was 6 pounds, 5 shillings (1 pound = 20 shillings, 1 shilling = 12 pennies).
According to The National Archives, the conversion from £6/5/0 in 1844 to decimal pound sterling in 2005 is £301.94
Inflation from 2005 to 2015 sets £301.94 to £414.09

This means that 5 tons of coal, 130 years ago, would cost you roughly £414.09, or, £82.82 per ton.
Meaning that our lump of coal is worth 0.45 pence, or $0.69.
So, even in Victorian England, your lump of coal was worth 31 times as much as it is today, but still worth less than a modern dollar.


I'm sure the conversions are a bit funny, going from American to English, and Victorian to Modern, but either way, your lump of coal in your stocking is not worth much at all in terms of money.
It's not even a significant amount to heat your house with.