Make a Wish Ver. ∞

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Granted, you have Schizophrenia now.

I wish to poke Obama

Granted, but now you poke him forever

I wish for a giant fort made out off cardboard

granted but you have to siege it first
i wish for a car

Granted, but there is a problem, the guy just told me "The engine is missing, that is the problem"

I wish for Blockland to be filled with players!

Granted, but they're all blockheads

I wish that I get all the chests on bedroom in boss battles >:c

Granted but then an admin bans you for spontaneously getting all the chests with the ban reason : H4X.dll, Xraying


I wish for Half Life 4.

granted, but you travel in time to its release date in 6969 AD


I wish to download more ram

Granted, but you get a virus.

I wish to have Kung fu powers

Granted but you'll only have punches and kicks

I wish for weed to be legal

granted but it's legal on mars

i wish for good calcium and strong bones

Granted but now your bones are too big

I wish for a cheese grater B^)

Granted, but your star fish is now made of steel.

I wish for a blowtorch.

granted but it lights you on fire

i wish for a $50 itunes gift card

granted but you can only spend it on minecraft songs

I wish for baguette

Granted. Poisoned. (Nice ninja edit btw)

I wish for the previous user to make me food