Author Topic: Real times that you just dodged something bad. (Read 6572 times)

Bushido · November 02, 2015, 12:59:42 AM

once back in high school me and my friends all suddenly decided to race to the end of a parking lot and like the five of us (minus me, serving as the starting light) all floored it to the end of a blind corner and suddenly a car came by and nearly hit all of them at once

like the shave was so close that one of my friends audibly hit the side of the car and bounced off and the rest did that weird bullet-dodge-pose thing where you sort of suck your hips back and stretch your arms above your head for balance and this whole thing happened while i was just standing there on the opposite end of the pathway having accidentally orchestrated the whole mess

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Tee · November 02, 2015, 01:12:48 AM

i was walking to a bus stop on a regular school day all tired and stuff so then when I got on the bus this really sketchy dude just went up to me and asked if I lived at my home address. Me, being loving scared told him to forget off and I threatened him with my fist. He tried to grab me but it ended up with him trying to chase me down. Long story short we contacted the police about him and he was a classified child enthusiast or some stuff idk

Drydess · November 02, 2015, 01:16:36 AM

Several years ago I was walking through the school recess field and a basketball came shooting straight at me, but then some kid ran right in front of me playing tag or somestuff and took a blow to the side of the head, saved me from a broken nose

SWAT One · November 02, 2015, 02:22:20 AM

I was cleaning knives and when one went airborne pointed at my feet, I grabbed the back of the blade between my thumb and index finger, and spun it on axis and caught it by the handle.

Darkmario765 · November 02, 2015, 06:14:17 AM

I almost drowned once. That's about it though. Maybe a couple close calls on the road.

Biohazard · November 02, 2015, 06:23:09 AM

one time i was almost caught staring at boobs but i resisted and dodged confrontation
beat that, kiddos

Space1255 · November 02, 2015, 06:23:58 AM

A soccer ball almost hit my head but I blocked it last second
It was loving dope
Sucked I had a cast on at at time so I couldn't sakka with the other kids.

TableSalt · November 02, 2015, 06:26:29 AM

One time I nearly passed out from choking on a piece of banana candy. I couldn't breathe through my mouth for 15 minutes and then it just randomly went away.

Cypthon · November 02, 2015, 02:22:43 PM

Quote from: Col. Derontchi on November 01, 2015, 09:48:45 PM

Last night, I went trick or treating with my friend since all the high schoolers in his neighborhood were doing it and his neighbors were giving out full-size candy bars. We went as bank robbers, and used his old airsoft guns as props, and put all the candy in a black duffle bag. We were going to our last house, and as we were going up, a group of maybe college freshmen kids, two guys and a gal, were walking out of the house to one of the dude's cars. We got our candy and started proceeding back to our house. The car sped by us and honked. My friend's blowback pistol was empty, so I decided to fire a few blanks to scare them into thinking it was a real gun. The car stopped at the end of the street and the guy opened the door. I could hear him talking to his girlfriend, "if they shot my car Ima moforgetin kill them!", but he just closed the door and they drove off. He was a real frat douche type, with a backwards Punisher snapback. Really more of a frat reject douche. He was tall, but I don't remember him being extremely "ripped". Couldn't tell to be honest, it being dark and all.

Although he was the one who dodged something bad, not me.

Thank god you had the airsoft gun.

SolidSnake 1 · November 18, 2015, 05:44:28 PM

i once accidentaly overwrote a good save on my PS3

Niff · November 18, 2015, 06:12:25 PM

Wow that bump

�l��kf�ce · November 18, 2015, 06:34:14 PM

my mom almost died on saturday but thankfully i called 911 and they arrived just on time

Darth C3P0 · November 24, 2015, 11:40:01 PM

I was playing 'murican football with my friend Caleb, and he kicked the ball and it litterally was so close to touching my ear and hitting me in the face.

Teneksi · November 24, 2015, 11:41:40 PM

When I was young enough that I only have the faintest memory of it, I started sliding down the side of a mountain

neonfallout · November 24, 2015, 11:43:16 PM

How are all of you alive

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