What is your stuff-taking ritual?

[XR-7]

i kick open the bathroom door and yell "papas in the hooouse"

i cackle maniacally as i sodomize the porcelain victim with my brown bombs. the tears splash back on my bum.

[Ad Bot]

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

When are your hands actually coming in contact with the poop?

its more the principle than anything else. i don't need to use my phone on the toilet and i feel a lot less gross using something i use everyday after taking a dump before washing my hands, if that makes any sense

[Lego lad]

When I was about three, I was at day camp one day and I had just pooped my pants. I scooped up all the poop into my hand and went up to the fence and chucked it over to dispose of the evidence, but the teachers saw everything.

._.

[hodot]

bring my phone in, go on imgur, thrust out one or two every 5 minutes, stay on toilet for another 10 minutes after done, wipe ass, flush, jack off and leave

[Xealyth]

>taking phone in bathroom is disgusting
>i wipe my ass with my bare hands and don't wash hands

[Rigel]

Sit
stuff
Sit for a minute or 2, contemplating life
Wipe
Pull up pants
Leave

[Dreams_Of_Cheese]

why do you guys wait before wiping? why wouldn't you just get it over with?

[Col. Derontchi]

why do you guys wait before wiping? why wouldn't you just get it over with?

because we're on our phones

[Blockz]

uh..

uhhh...

[Xealyth]

why do you guys wait before wiping? why wouldn't you just get it over with?

because we're on our phones

essentially this... gotta finish that plauge inc. game

[Trogtor]

ur a meme

[Glass Joe]

why do you guys wait before wiping? why wouldn't you just get it over with?

it's to make sure those extra straggler stuffs don't sneak up on you when you start pulling your pants up

[Headcrab Zombie]

after taking a dump before washing my hands

well you put the phone away, then wipe, then wash hands...

[jarelash]

I never eat anything.

So I dont have to take a stuff either.

[Squideey]

While stuffting I am an enlightened being. The rest of the time I'm st00pid like everyone else. This is why people who wear diapers are so smart.