Author Topic: Enlisting in the military tomorrow (Read 2694 times)

SailorMan · November 03, 2015, 09:54:52 AM

Quote from: SlayerZ99 on November 02, 2015, 10:16:00 PM

I was told I would be PDQ'd if I even tried to join...

How would you be permanently disqualified?? That's a hard thing to get, lol

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SlayerZ99 · November 03, 2015, 10:35:28 AM

Quote from: SailorMan on November 03, 2015, 09:54:52 AM

How would you be permanently disqualified?? That's a hard thing to get, lol

I have eczema and eczema and the smallpox vaccine don't mix well

waivers are nearly impossible too

halonerfer29 · November 03, 2015, 01:33:53 PM

Hey, I'm back home from MEPS. So with the x-ray's I had taken, they were of my back and the DQ of my spine is 50� and I measured a 51�, so I have very minor scoliosis. But with those degrees, 95% of the time anything between 50� and 55�get waived. So by tomorrow I should be okay, but that means I would have to go back to the hotel for another night and do the whole process though the morning for a third time.

What I do for the military haha.

Ben Grapevine · November 03, 2015, 01:56:11 PM

I have to get a letter from a kidney doctor saying I'm fit for enlistment before I can get my SEAL contract.

Red Spy · November 03, 2015, 02:23:34 PM

Quote from: Duck Quackington on November 03, 2015, 07:02:53 AM

"SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!" - Some guy from a movie who's name I forgot

"FIVE FOOT NINE? I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED stuff THAT HIGH" -Gny. Sgt. Hartman~~Baddy's uncle~~

Lego lad · November 03, 2015, 04:23:00 PM

Quote from: Tetris on November 02, 2015, 09:09:15 PM

army? navy? air force?

kamikaze

Sideswipe · November 03, 2015, 05:56:43 PM

Godspeed.

Quote from: Lego lad on November 03, 2015, 04:23:00 PM

kamikaze

�l��ks · November 03, 2015, 06:10:53 PM

Quote from: halonerfer29 on November 03, 2015, 01:33:53 PM

Hey, I'm back home from MEPS. So with the x-ray's I had taken, they were of my back and the DQ of my spine is 50� and I measured a 51�, so I have very minor scoliosis. But with those degrees, 95% of the time anything between 50� and 55�get waived. So by tomorrow I should be okay, but that means I would have to go back to the hotel for another night and do the whole process though the morning for a third time.

What I do for the military haha.

Hide a doughnut in your backpack and claim you were hungry when Sgt. Hartman finds it.

Toxicology · November 03, 2015, 06:12:59 PM

good luck have fun

ABlockOfCheese · November 03, 2015, 07:38:03 PM

Quote from: MoltenKitten on November 03, 2015, 07:52:20 AM

I would probably join the military if I could but society says I can't legally own a firearm

um what

Col. Derontchi · November 03, 2015, 07:41:11 PM

What's your specific job going to be?

Dreams_Of_Cheese · November 03, 2015, 07:42:41 PM

Quote from: MoltenKitten on November 03, 2015, 07:52:20 AM

I would probably join the military if I could but society says I can't legally own a firearm

but
you can legally own a firearm and even if you couldn't you could still join the military. what kind of stuffty bait is this

MoltenKitten · November 03, 2015, 07:44:09 PM

Quote from: ABlockOfCheese on November 03, 2015, 07:38:03 PM

um what

Quote from: Dreams_Of_Cheese on November 03, 2015, 07:42:41 PM

but
you can legally own a firearm and even if you couldn't you could still join the military. what kind of stuffty bait is this

I can't legally own a firearm or participate in the military because I have tourettes, adhd, and depression, they are afraid I would accidentally shoot an ally or myself.

Col. Derontchi · November 03, 2015, 07:45:41 PM

Quote from: MoltenKitten on November 03, 2015, 07:44:09 PM

I can't legally own a firearm or participate in the military because I have tourettes, adhd, and depression, they are afraid I would accidentally shoot an ally or myself.

You shoulda put that context in there first bud

MoltenKitten · November 03, 2015, 07:46:41 PM

Quote from: Col. Derontchi on November 03, 2015, 07:45:41 PM

You shoulda put that context in there first bud

I have said I have those before, y'all just have memory loss.