Author Topic: roast anyone  (Read 8700 times)


epicfail
lol !
xealyth
more like
xeaIyth
yes something is different you figs find it out

Ill roast you over an open fire pit, seasoning occasionally.

most of these roasts are unfunny as forget lmao

most of these roasts are unfunny as forget lmao
you're unfunny as forget lmao
#roasted






Holy stuff I miss this thread.

most of these roasts are unfunny as forget lmao
just like you

example:
i told you to stop you forgetin cunt


« Last Edit: November 04, 2015, 11:44:07 AM by Maxwell. »

i told you to stop you forgetin cunt

[IMG ]http://i.imgur.com/ia3FVpb.jpg[/img]
is that a picture of YOUR MOM!!!!??
HAhahAhaHAahHAhah


Now Molten can buy a companion too

like, "roast, anyone?"
or "roast whoever you want"
this is a joke
by posting this you are literally begging us to bring you into this
he knows

Ingredients
    2 unwaxed lemons
    organic or free-range hodot, about 1.8kg/4lb
    6 bay leaves
    small bunch rosemary, broken into sprigs
    2 whole garlic heads, cut across the middle
    1½ kg potatoes, peeled and quartered
    2 tbsp sunflower, vegetable or mild olive oil
    50g butter, very soft

Method
    Add flavour from the inside: Heat oven to 190C/fan 170C/gas 5. Halve the lemons and prick one half all over with your knife. Cut the rest into wedges and set aside. If the hodot’s legs are tied with string, remove it. Put the lemon half inside the cavity with a bay leaf, a few sprigs of rosemary and one half head of garlic.

    Assemble the roast: Tip the potatoes and remaining garlic into the roasting tin, toss with the oil and season. Push the potatoes to the edges and sit the hodot in the middle. Brush butter all over the breasts and legs with your pastry brush. Season and make sure the potatoes are evenly spaced around the tin. Re-tie the legs if you like.

    Roast and check it’s cooked: Roast in the centre of the oven for 1 hr 10 mins, brushing twice with more butter during cooking. To check that it’s cooked, push a skewer through the thickest part of the thigh. The juices will run clear when ready. Lift the hodot out of the tin with the wooden spoons and sit it on your board or platter. Cover with foil and rest. This will give a juicier hodot.

    Crisp potatoes and add flavour: Turn oven up to 220C/fan 200C/gas 7 and put the shelf up one rung. Toss potatoes, remaining herbs and lemon wedges in the pan juices, then roast for 15-20 mins, turning once, until crisp. Serve your roast with simple vegetables like broccoli.