Get an identity.
Also put on a smile!
You muster up a nice-looking smile. You even throw in a wink to show that you mean this lady well. Above ground, winking at women has been banned, as it is loveist and perpetuates gender roles.
"I'd like to get an alternate identity for the surface," you inform her.
"Well then, just give me a name and I can have you set up in a couple minutes! And I must say, you have a really charming smile."
You thank her and give her an unassuming name, one that would easily let you pass off as one of the drones above.
She then hands you an
identity card. It's even registered in the above-ground systems!
try way too hard to flirt/get with her
like
derontchi-tier tryhard
"So, uh, you got any paintballs back there babe?"
"Why yes, I happen to have one! Here."
You take the paintball and eat it. Special is your middle name.
Against all logic, she's shocked and disgusted you even did that!
Hooo boy.
Ask what her number is and tell her you know it is not 5
"SO... UH... WHAT'S YOUR NUMBER? AND GURL I KNOW IT AIN'T FIVE, HAHAA..."
Even though you could have completely ruined your chances with her, she still finds you charming. She gives you her phone number and you input it into your
modded handset. Score! You also gained some experience with women from this interaction, thus improving your
Charming skill!
(20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women.)Proceed to find food and a place to sleep.
You say your good-byes and figure it's time for you to get some food and go to sleep. You locate and make your way to the cafeteria.
What are you going to eat before you retire for the night?
Environment:Time =
7:30PM, Saturday, 01/16/2027Exterior Temperature = N/A
Interior Temperature = Comfortable.
Weather = N/A
Inventory:-Overworld I.D.
-Neat Clothes
-
Modded Handset-144 Credits
Information:Name = Clutch Powers, AKA "Evil"
Armor = 4
Skill = 1d6
Movement = (5") per action turn
Bonuses and Perks =
Trichophagia: Can survive on the nutrients in hair alone.
Charming: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when interacting with women.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training) Catlike: 20% chance of receiving +1 to Skill Roll when performing maneuvers that require agility.
(Improvable by 10% intervals with training)Status:Condition = Normal
Hunger = Very Hungry
Bowels = Cannot release waste until next day
Libido = Charged
Energy = Diminishing
(Sleep required in 3.5 hours)Karma = -50
Overall Infamy = 10 (You streaked through the downtown area of a city, broke into an apartment, and assaulted the tenant)
Immediate Notoriety = 0
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