Poll

What should the number be for how many ways?

Leave at 10k
5 (9.3%)
Change to 2500
1 (1.9%)
Change to 1k
15 (27.8%)
Make it larger
0 (0%)
Make it freaking 100k
33 (61.1%)

Total Members Voted: 54

Author Topic: 100000 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart/Target/Bestbuy etc  (Read 10043 times)

39.
yell ALLAHU ACKBAR over the intercom


41. Put ______ IS OUT OF ORDER, on everything including the walls and floor.

42. Time traveler prank in front of the manager.

43. trying to return something with non-void warranty and a receipt with it 

44. Play darts by throwing shovels at pegboards

45. Step one: Find ball of some sort. Step two: Go into obscure place in store where no one is looking. Step three: Kick said ball across entire store and listen to see what racks it hits.

46. Wank in front of the manager.

47. play moonman over the intercom

48. say you want battletoads



49. putting this here because it says in my profile that i can't pm : )

50. you called me numnut but as soon as you're wrong it's causing a scene pls stop.
The point was made several times. Maybe you can comprehend things if you thought about it. "Lets see, he said 2 and his answer. This guys said 2 and a super similar answer. Maybe it's the same! N-No HE HAS TO MOVE FORWARD. MAKE IT A NEW NUMBER"

51. fight over halloween costumes on october 31st at 6pm

52: Run around while singing. Flinging random stuff you find around the store, then blasting "What is Love" aaaaaaaand saying "Waffle hut banana man"

Go ahead, try it.

53. Put a can between your legs and rub it.

I think we can all agree, CapTMeaT, there's only room for one number 2 in this town, and it's me!

54. Showdown at high noon in the O.K. Cereal

I think we can all agree, CapTMeaT, there's only room for one number 2 in this town, and it's me!

54. Showdown at high noon in the O.K. Cereal
You and me baby, we're two together. <3