eat a small child or stick them in your ass

[Lord Tony®]

What's up with these questions? Do you have a gun to your head? Is someone forcing you to do this?

The answer is loving obvious.

Take the pig option, eat a pig then take a sharp pig bone part and use it as a weapon.

Kill the person holding you hostage.

Why do we have to follow the rules from the guy with the gun?

[Ad Bot]

[sir dooble]

idk man
I don't think I could eat pig feet or their eyeballs or whatever
can I be asleep when I eat the spiders?

Trotters and such can be turned into soups and jelly's and other such foods. You don't have to eat each piece whole, nor even know when you're eating certain parts. Most all of it can at the very least be boiled down into a broth.
Provided it's over time, then 3 pigs. Otherwise I'd die.
If in one sitting, then the spiders. At least there are means of cooking them.

There is no gun, nor hostage situation. You just have to do one of the options. Because.

[Lord Tony®]

There is no gun, nor hostage situation. You just have to do one of the options. Because.

Then I pick no options. If I am not forced to eat 100 spiders or 3 pigs then I won't.

[Maxwell.]

Then I pick no options. If I am not forced to eat 100 spiders or 3 pigs then I won't.

what if I hold a gun to your head though

[McJobless]

We Australians eat 100 spiders every night while we're asleep.

[freshmin]

what if I hold a gun to your head though

what if i hold my head to your gun

[Maxwell.]

what if i hold my head to your gun

what if i hold my gun with your head

[freshmin]

what if i hold my gun with your head

what if i hold your hand holding the gun with my head holding against the gun

[Damp]

WHOA BREAK IT UP

[CapTMeaT]

We Australians eat 100 spiders every night while we're asleep.

we in bar-b-q country eat 3 whole pigs every day.

[sir dooble]

Then I pick no options. If I am not forced to eat 100 spiders or 3 pigs then I won't.

Too bad. You have to choose one.

[freshmin]

3 hole pigs

[Rigel]

wait a minute

2 wolf spiders carrying babies = 100 spiders

so I'll just do that

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

good choice kill the pigs not the Spiders.

[Flatflyer]

give him a pencil