Sell the above user

[Darryl McKoy]

I'm bumping this because it's a bit of fun

Also if someone posts with a name that is easier to verbally say than "RACCOONNEER1214" I'll record an actual verbal sales pitch to vocaroo

[Ad Bot]

[JamesH]

how am I supposed to sell you

[Darryl McKoy]

Get your very own JamesH TODAY!

It's my take on that one nasally kiwi guy that they get to do ALL of those TV stuff products

[shitlord]

Australian and a fresh meme, get him for $995.99 today

[JamesH]

Get your very own JamesH TODAY!

It's my take on that one nasally kiwi guy that they get to do ALL of those TV stuff products

(how was I clone)

get your fresh French moon man
totally doesn't stuff all over your floor

_{no refunds}

[#Jeetlor]

Very rare spongebob meme for 1555.99!
Get him today!

[GoldenLego]

man with rare skin condition for only 99c

[Lego lad]

>is gold
>is lego
who WOULDNT buy him

[AtlasBlue]

Get your very own JamesH TODAY!

This is beautiful.

-skip me-

[Drydess]

This slave best friend that no one would ever harm ever will protect you from anything
"Take that!" He says as he violently beats that one annoying neighbor of yours
And he's made of Legos
And he's a dad lad
Only $69 USD

Also he has a creepy mustache, who wouldnt want that, eh?
EH??

[Nicepoint]

You want one of the overlords of the internet?
Buy a cat! Now only $300

[SBG]

Get a geniune head that has a frozen expression!

and in case your wondering: you can shove this up your ass, and that works too

[RACCOONNEER1214]

Buy this free browser pet today! He loves to play with you and hug you! hes also very cuddly!
 He Loves to play gmod with you to!
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  Only 9.99$ -Also comes with a free Dodge Ram Pickup truck!- Only Sold At Winn-Dixie

[Sp0nge80b]

bowser*

Who dosen't like cuddly yellow foxes who prefer to be called "racoons"!

[Meta_KnightX]

No ones bought him, so you can be first to try!