I would stab you, but that wouldn't be very knife of me
If you were to electrocute me, I'd be very shocked
Never trust constipated people they are full of stuff
If apple was to make a car, would it Have windows?
loving in a elevator is wrong on so many levels
Thieves broke into my hous they stole everything but my towels, soap, shampoo and deodorant. Dirty bastards.
When i get naked in the bathroom the shower gets turned on
Why don't you trust atoms? They make up everything
To the guy who invented about zero... thanks for nothing!
I swallowed some scrable tiles... the next time i crap it could spell disaster
I can't belive i got fired from the calendar factory. All i did was take a day off
