Alright, so at like 1:30 in the morning, she finally started talking like a normal human being. She told me more about the story I was referencing. Voluntarily. Then I told her that it couldn't be as bad as getting a stick in your hand, and yada yada yada we swapped stories of injury and then she called us "twins". I also managed to squeeze in some funny stuff. I might also add that she texted me back immediately the entire time. This is all just a summary, and I know it sounds over-brown townyzed or over-explained as all forget, but at least she talked like a normal person yo.