In celebration of his birthday, please consider doing the love act of the Final Walrus, which is when you take a girl out for a huge dinner but you don't let her use the restroom. Then you have brown town love with her and she stuffs all over your richard. So right when you're about to get off you take it out and blow stuff-cum on her back. That's the final part. The walrus part is where you eat that junk off her back without using your hands, and then stab her in the back two times with a fork, to simulate the tusks.
