Bizzare/odd school stories

[Unwritten Calender]

we were sitting in jazz band, the Annoying Orangeets were taking a break because the teacher was focusing on a different section at the time. when the teacher was about to start the next section of the song, all the sudden this loud moaning comes from one of the Annoying Orangeets phones. the kid was watching research.

guess he got a little horny

duuude i was in band once and my teacher got SUPER pissed (forgot why) and he knocked over a couple stands and all the music, and ran out of the room
then came back in, stood in front of the class room and said, "you just got pranked."

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[Starkiller]

first two years of hghschool i didnt know anybody and nobody knew me. last two years i didnt know anybody but literally loving everybody (im not joking literally everyone) knew me all of a sudden and wanted to be my friend and stuff. and i was just like "ew wtf no i dont know any of you stop loving following me around" for the last two years

[superslayer]

first two years of hghschool i didnt know anybody and nobody knew me. last two years i didnt know anybody but literally loving everybody (im not joking literally everyone) knew me all of a sudden and wanted to be my friend and stuff. and i was just like "ew wtf no i dont know any of you stop loving following me" for the last two years

...why? i thought making friends was a good thing.

[SuperFlaminninja³]

that's what the teacher said.


actually the teacher just stared intensely at the kid and told him to go wait in his office. this was the calm and nice teacher too, we were terrified for this poor boy. He claimed he accidentally clicked on an add

That's what they all say

[gr8dayseth]

guess he got a little horny

WOW

[Starkiller]

...why? i thought making friends was a good thing.

not if half the school if loving weaboos who think magic is the only thing that matters in life and paint their nails and gay stuff like that. the stoners are the only sane kids in this town but. everyone else is either a tribal, a feminist, a friend (not gay, i just mean a friend), or idiots.

[superslayer]

not if half the school if loving handicapped autistic kids who think magic is the only thing that matters in life and paint their nails and gay stuff like that. the stoners are the only sane kids in this town. everyone else is either a tribal, a feminist, a friend (not gay, i just mean a friend), or handicapped.

I don't wanna be that guy but could you not use autism and handicap as insults? My nephew is autistic and he's amazing so.

[Starkiller]

I don't wanna be that guy but could you not use autism and handicap as insults? My nephew is autistic and he's amazing so.

i had an autistic foster brother. best kid i ever met. i understand

[bumblebee]

One of my mates had a small bag that had sour lollies, fromAustraliaIcallitthatnotcandy he ate all of them leaving the white sour sugar stuff. A teacher and I made cocaine jokes at the same time and laughed.

[Lego lad]

the other day i was just chillin' with my friends at lunch, discussing whatever the hell, and this one black dude comes up to us and says "spoon stab" repeatedly
and thats what he did. he stabbed us with a spoon and walked away.

what

[Drydess]

i accidentally shot up a pre school

your special needs school*

[mario0126]

One time while walking down the hallway towards playground, teachers are saying "No Running Kids" and I was walking pretty normal. But then I got pushed and teachers thought I was running, I try to say that I got pushed and they never listened.
So they bring me to the medic room and while I was put to sit down, I looked outside the window of the play ground but then one of the people just close the window and put down the blind and says "No staring". Also I was the only one who got in trouble. And I was the only one who didn't have fun.

Another one is the playground, when I was walking to the swing sets. Some random kid grabs pebbles and shoves it straight down my throat.

And yes another one again. One time when I was swinging, I some how manage to flip the swing causing me to land face down. When I got up, I figure out I couldn't breathe at all. Until someone after like 10 minutes finally realizes I wasn't breathing and just patted me on the back.

Eh if I remembered more, I would update this post.
There is a lot of more reasons of why i'm home school now.

[XR-7]

first two years of hghschool i didnt know anybody and nobody knew me. last two years i didnt know anybody but literally loving everybody (im not joking literally everyone) knew me all of a sudden and wanted to be my friend and stuff. and i was just like "ew wtf no i dont know any of you stop loving following me around" for the last two years

In all my years of high school nobody really cared to even talk to me anymore. I'm just not one of the cool people.

[ZERØ]

In middle school somebody ripped of the Mercedes Logo of one of the teachers cars and super glued it into the inside of a toilet, we used to call it the Mercedes Turbo Crapper.


oh and some fat girl picked up a lolipop of the asphalt and ate it.

[Niff]

One time some kid name Jonathan pinched his adoptive brother (Donny) right in the face for kissing his gf. (Ha-ha I made a joke)

Really though I don't have any bizarre school stories