What is your loveuality? (APACHE DOWN EDITION)

[WaterOre]

Kinsey test spat out an "Exclusively Heteroloveual" rating at me. I think that's straighter than my previous score with that.

Of course, if I met a woman who had a drive shaft rather than an inlet valve and wanted to be loveed, I'd accommodate on grounds that nobody found out about it.

[Ad Bot]

[Taciturn]

I'm attracted exclusively to thin white girls who are slightly shorter than me.

At least historically. I'm non-cigarette

[Moppy]

Also, I got rid of the apache attack helicopter thing, it was bugging me.

Why did you get rid of the one correct answer?

[Machaty]

I'm attracted exclusively to thin white girls who are slightly shorter than me.

At least historically. I'm non-cigarette

Dude you are me

[Pastrey Crust]

What's a loveuality?

[Lyoko1337]

What's a loveuality?

It determines if you suck wee wee or not.

[Maxwell.]

It determines if you suck wee wee or not.

do you suck

[Lyoko1337]

do you suck

No, I prefer not to touch another's no-no tesseract.

[Copy Kirby]

who needs love when you can jack off and leave

[Maxwell.]

No, I prefer not to touch another's no-no tesseract.

would you prefer to touch my tesla coil instead

[Lyoko1337]

would you prefer to touch my tesla coil instead

Oh baby, your making my klein bottle fizz ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;)))))))))))))))))

[Pastrey Crust]

Watt is love?

[Afraidanna]

half cigarette

[Lyoko1337]

half cigarette

I've never met a half-human/half-cigarette before. How do you exist?

[Lyoko1337]

Watt is love?

Baby don't hertz me.