High School Adventures [War declared!]

[JamesH]

use the VTOL's minigun to destroy the new "Annoying Orange" monument since he carved his face into it

then give everyone parachutes into the white house

while of couse telling the VTOL pilots to parachute too

also we take the minguns and open fire apron the army as we descend

I also contact my friends in the Canadian army

Canada's military is coming

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[Theepicman]

You lick your upper lip again. At the exact moment, an SAM rocket strikes your VTOL, shooting off one of the back tails. The helicopter spirals out of control for a few moments but the pilot gets it back to normal.

You continue to the White House and fire an Ebola Arm Cannon charge at it. It goes through a window and strikes Hillary Clinton, but not Donald Annoying Orange. You zoom in with binoculars and see her bleeding to death.

You snort cocaine, but it is not enough to make you high.

You look back at the airfield, and a massive dogfight is going on. The rebels got reinforcements too. The rebels seem to have the upper hand as most of the Air force jets were destroyed before launching. All of a sudden, the rebel jets disperse and a laser from space shoots the airfield, disintegrating all of the air force jets and the airfield. They then begin bombing SWAT roadblocks and an army blockade around the Washington Monument.

You are now hovering over the white house, but you are getting heavy fire from the army. SWAT Officer 3 has manned a minigun and Russian Rebel 1 is shooting at them with his AK-47. There is one minigun available.

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
Russian Rebel 1: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

Pageloss again jesus my luck sucks.

[Insert Name Here]

Preform vore special interest and swallow the russian rebel whole, digesting and killing him in ur belly

[TableSalt]

Lick your upper lip again.

[Drydess]

nuke Annoying Orange

[Space1255]

Use your stuff to make a nuke

[Theepicman]

You perform your disgusting vore special interest and eat your Russian Rebel companion whole, digesting him.

You lick your upper lip again, this time the pilot gets shot and killed. The VTOL spirals out of control for a second but News Reporter 3 was a helicopter flyer for the news so she grabs control of the VTOL.

You use your stuff-piss bomb from the school as it was drained and put into a bomb. You release it and BOOM! You hear Donald Annoying Orange say "I'm...gonna...ma-" before coughing and screaming to death. The smoke clears and the White house is now rubble.

"Commander, we have secured the Washington Monument and the National Guard and the Army are in full retreat. We have 3,000 soldiers on the ground and 200 Hover tanks and 50 Jet fighters and 30 VTOL helicopters. What are our orders?".

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

[TableSalt]

Lick your upper lip again.

[Eon]

kill everybody that moves

[JamesH]

command the Canadian army to follow us to hawaii

[Bears]

pull down your pants and slowly insert your fingers up your star fish one by one, and pull out as fast and hard as you can in front of your comrades. repeat until it becomes a disgustingly pleasurable uncontrollable bad habit

[Refticus]

pull down your pants and slowly insert your fingers up your star fish one by one, and pull out as fast and hard as you can in front of your comrades. repeat until it becomes a disgustingly pleasurable uncontrollable bad habit

before this, stick your fingers in the dirt then shove it up your star fish.

[Insert Name Here]

Spawn enough Ryno V's to give out to your entire army and to yourself, then fly over to where CIA is and loving demolish them

[Theepicman]

You lick your upper lip again, and a nuke goes off in the distance.

You say you will kill everybody that moves for a little. The Russian Rebel army stands completely still but you shoot 2 rounds at a hiding police officer, killing him.

You stick your fingers into the dirt and then shove it up your star fish. You then insert your fingers up your star fish one by one, and pull out as fast and hard as you can in front of your Russian Rebel army. You repeat it and it becomes a new habit.

The Canadian army arrives with 1,000 soldiers and 20 tanks and 20 fighter jets.

You spawn enough Rhino V's to arm you and your entire army with and fly to the Middle East and demolish CIA with your army. Jets bomb them and the CIA tanks are no match for your hover tanks and your endless parade of Rhino V bombings. CIA is wiped out by the end of the day and no casualties in your army were sustained.

What do you do now?

INVENTORY:
PISTOL: 2/7 bullets.
M16: 86/90 bullets.
EBOLA VIRUS-LOADED ARM CANNON 5/7 charges
KNIFE
H.E.V Suit
RHINO V: 1000 bullets, 1000 rockets.

STATS:
HEALTH: 10/10
STRENGTH: 5
HUNGER: 0
SOCIALNESS: 25
MONEY: $0
stuffinator: 60/100 [Able to release stuffstorm when it reaches 50. Stronger stuff the more it is charged up].
Piss tsunami: 0/100 [Able to release tsunami of piss at 50. Stronger and higher piss tsunami the more it is charged up].

COMPANIONS:
SWAT Officer 3: 10/10 HP
News Reporter 1: 5/5 HP
News Reporter 2: 5/5
News Reporter 3: 2/5

[TableSalt]

Lick your upper lip again.