do you have a girlfriend

[sir dooble]

no, girls aren't real

anytime you think you saw a girl it was probably a scot in a skirt.

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[hillkill]

I feel bad for the people who are jaded and think relationships are worthless or too hard. Then again that attitude says a lot about their own personalities too.

not trying to start stuff, but if you've been hurt a lot or just by people in general then you just start hating them. i find it very hard to think that anyone will want to be with one person forever.

[MoltenKitten]

does she also happen to be a pony

I was trying to imply it was my hand. Was the joke really not that obvious?

[Maxwell.]

I was trying to imply it was my hand. Was the joke really not that obvious?

well most of us have our hands before the age of 13, but I dunno about you

[Freek]

no but have had four

[SlayerZ99]

not trying to start stuff, but if you've been hurt a lot or just by people in general then you just start hating them. i find it very hard to think that anyone will want to be with one person forever.

dude you literally admitted to being in a relationship with a girl who had a boyfriend

[MoltenKitten]

well most of us have our hands before the age of 13, but I dunno about you

Puberty begins around 13, I was referring to wanking.

[Maxwell.]

Puberty begins around 13, I was referring to wanking.

it's ok man I can see that was
13 years with no hands, tragic

[hillkill]

dude you literally admitted to being in a relationship with a girl who had a boyfriend

i suspected so, wasn't 100% sure

it's ok man I can see that was
13 years with no hands, tragic

pfft i started when i was 9 get on my level.

[Freek]

i started at 6

[hillkill]

i started at 6

but did you cum tho?

[Mr Unicode]

not yet, gettin there tho.

[Bisjac]

I use to have one. But i had to trip her so that i could escape a mountain lion.

Im still building a robot one

[Trogtor]

i set my standards too high to have a girlfriend

[XR-7]

i set my standards too high to have a girlfriend

This is one of a few reasons for me. It also applies to how I select friends as well.