If you were a character in any video game, what role would you have? v8.8

[Glass Joe]

also editing the title because i thought it was kinda vague. i didn't mean what pre-existing character you wanted to be, i instead meant what type of character or entity you would be in a hypothetical video game

[Ad Bot]

[Shift Kitty]

the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper that appears in escalatingly ridiculous places to sell you increasingly impossibly marked up goods right before you hit big bosses

[Copy Kirby]

Main Character Or That side character that gets more attention than the main character.

[Captcha Catcher]

an alien scout with 4 pink and lime cosmetics, it does not exist

[Mr Queeba]

An inkling, obviously.

[Planr]

the shopkeeper, but the shopkeeper that appears in escalatingly ridiculous places to sell you increasingly impossibly marked up goods right before you hit big bosses

[e-maxx]

the shady guy who sells you terrible stuff in the beginning of the game but you have to use him because you have no money

[kongo]

the guy in the beginning of the game that gives you an item you keep throughout the game and then dies

[Jubel]

a call of duty player using aimbots

[Valkerone]

Probably a sidekick/ally

[16-Bit Yoshi]

merchant who says something loud to grab your attention in his own store when you're obviously looking for him to begin with

[Donnies Catch]

[grunterdb1951]

an npc with poor pathfinding that needs to be escorted across the map, who practically screams nonstop the entire way and is an essential character

[JJA0]

The villain