Author Topic: Chili is the worst smell in the world.  (Read 1056 times)

I was kindly woken up at 10:30 AM to my house smelling like absolute stuff. Like I actually had to check around to see if my cat pooped or puked in front of my fan because that stuff was stank. It turns out my mom started cooking chili.

It permeates everything. I've sprayed febreeze. I have candles. I've tried using my blanket as a filter. nothing works. every time i breathe in i want to shoot myself more.

Please end my life.

Discuss the worst smell you've ever encountered

sounds like your mom makes pretty stuffty chili, sorry man

My mom can do worse with her kale chips with vinegar. I have no idea why anyone would eat that in the first place, but when she cooks them the house pretty much becomes uninhabitable, even with every window open.

Our pet chihuahua's farts.

No, seriously.


your only hope is to punch yourself in the head and hope that it causes you to lose your sense of smell

If it was actual chilli peppers you'd be hacking and wheezing.

idk what kind of chili you're smelling put good chili smells pretty good

Your mom must be a bad cook because when my mom makes chili it smells delicious

My mom cooks amazing chili

Coffee and barbecue sauce are also some of the worst smelling things ever.

sulphir
Sulfur doesn't smell bad to me at all because my home's water used to have sulfur problems and I got used to the smell.


Your mom must be a bad cook because when my mom makes chili it smells delicious
Same except my grandmother makes chili mostly it's great

hey if someone can't cook but they do it anyway, odds are the food is gonna smell bad.