Author Topic: how do you ""practice"" safe love? (Read 2177 times)

Jshotgun · December 31, 2015, 03:27:52 AM

Quote from: Unwritten Calender on December 31, 2015, 03:26:44 AM

think of practice as "the practice of" instead of practicing something, like trying to get better at it.
like, the practice of yoga. it literally just means you're doin yoga.

thank

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#Jeetlor · December 31, 2015, 03:36:46 AM

I'm waiting till marriage (I just want a kid) but people who don't should use condom/pill

kanew2000 · December 31, 2015, 03:41:10 AM

Quote from: Maxwell. on December 31, 2015, 03:22:09 AM

I don't need to have love or masturbate.

I have already impregnated every woman on this planet.

gr8dayseth · December 31, 2015, 03:41:47 AM

Quote from: #Jeetlor on December 31, 2015, 03:36:46 AM

but people who don't should use condom/pill

no worries just infinitely abort problem solved

InvisibleName · December 31, 2015, 04:15:32 AM

Quote from: Maxwell. on December 31, 2015, 03:22:09 AM

I don't need to have love or masturbate.

I have already impregnated every woman on this planet.

i dont think men can get pregnant, max

Pastrey Crust · December 31, 2015, 04:27:28 AM

THE POOPERRRR

Bears · December 31, 2015, 04:44:58 AM

Quote from: Maxwell. on December 31, 2015, 03:22:09 AM

I don't need to have love or masturbate.

I have already impregnated every woman on this planet.

even the ugly ones

pefu19 · December 31, 2015, 05:32:12 AM

Quote from: Pastrey Crust on December 31, 2015, 04:27:28 AM

THE POOPERRRR

i once did brown town with a girl, the jizz flew from the ass to her pusillanimous individual and she got pregnant
nonetheless she tripped on the stairs and uh.... yeah

Pastrey Crust · December 31, 2015, 05:42:14 AM

Wtflol, do you happen to have a rooster curved enough to enter both holes?

Steve5451� · December 31, 2015, 05:47:53 AM

By not having it.

#Jeetlor · December 31, 2015, 05:59:06 AM

Quote from: gr8dayseth on December 31, 2015, 03:41:47 AM

no worries just infinitely abort problem solved

I mean for couples who are not looking for s child and are having love.

gr8dayseth · December 31, 2015, 06:04:28 AM

yea ik was a joke, and I just realized that that could be read as condescending lol woops that wasn't my intention if you thought that was

Space1255 · December 31, 2015, 07:56:58 AM

Hire a couple of body guards and make sure to have some cops ready to be called. Proceed to wear sparring gear over Kevlar everything, and protect your groin. Wear a crash helmet and booby trap the whole house so whoever's trying to hurt you during love will have a long way to get there. And make sure her dad isn't there, otherwise you're in for an ass whooping.
Just practice using a condom before jacking it, not that hard.

Epicduke · December 31, 2015, 08:07:31 AM

Quote from: pefu19 on December 31, 2015, 05:32:12 AM

i once did brown town with a girl, the jizz flew from the ass to her pusillanimous individual and she got pregnant
nonetheless she tripped on the stairs and uh.... yeah

that didn't happen

pefu19 · December 31, 2015, 09:16:56 AM

Quote from: Epicduke on December 31, 2015, 08:07:31 AM

that didn't happen

wow... you found me out... busted ig uess...
the jizz actually flew from her ass to her pusillanimous individual but she didnt get pregnant