ＲＯＯＴＹ ＳＨＯＯＴＹ: 𝐙𝐎𝐌𝐁𝐈𝐄𝐒 [we return and hopefully on a stable schedule]

[crazies alt]

dann; get high on space parasite

[Ad Bot]

[cromartini]

>Ben: press all the buttons you can to see if something happens

>Chad: eat the chips (or chip crumbs), take your arm and then follow xexal and bitch to him in theese following words:
"YOU ARSEHOLELOVING richardEATING HORNY BASTARD.
FIRST OF, MEDICINE HAS ADVANCED SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU HAVE BEEN HERE, SO "boo hoo my arm will never regenerate" ARGUMENT IS loving LUCIFER DUMP. SECOND OF, loving REALLY ? I FELL ON YOU AND YOU YANK MY ARM OFF ?! forget YOU, I WAS A NAVY SEAL COMMANDO, I WAS LEFT TO BLEED IN A BUNKER BY MY COMRADES IN AF-loving-GHANI-loving-STAN WITH FIVE BULLETS FOR MY PISTOL AND A COMMANDO KNIFE TO FIGHT OF A BUNCH OF loving ISLAMISTIC NUTJOBS, THIRD OF, THIS HAS BEEN A BAD loving COUPLE OF MONTHS FOR ME. NOT ONLY DID I GO TO SOME loving stuffTY BLACK MESA RIP-OFF TO FIGHT AGAINST SOME richardWAD DEMONS AND richardIER CULTISTS WHICH TURN INTO richardWAD DEMONS. ALL OF MY MERECANRY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN KILLED BY THAT EDGELORD CUCKHEAD ABADON who incidentaly made me abadon my hope, AND HIS loving richardMON GENERALS, THEN I DIDNT GET PAYED FOR THE loving CONTRACT AND I SPENT THE REST OF THE MONTH RUNNING AROUND THE WORLD WITH MY EX COMMANDO BUDDIES TAKING DOWN stuffTY DEMON STRONGHOLDS AND SHUTTING DOWN DEMON PORTALS, AND WORST OF ALL, I LOST MY PET SLIMEY IN THIS stuffTY loving FACILITY, WHICH IS THE ONLY REASON WHY I AM STILL HERE.
forget"

Also slimy is a litteral purple slime with one red eye the size of a rooster.

[tber123]

>Sidney: Comply with the order to freeze

[Remurr]

>Sara: slap some touchpads and mash some buttons

[Copy Kirby]

Copy : Hole/Tunnel time. (maybe my face can be a flashlight?)

[kidplasma]

>Rusty: Join in on totally calculated button pushing, screen sliding, and switch flipping.

[crazies alt]

i hope the elevator falls and everyone in it loving instantly dies

[Legoboss]

i hope the elevator falls and everyone in it loving instantly dies

yeah, since everyone is in the elevator right now.

[crazies alt]

yeah, since everyone is in the elevator right now.

theres a weight limit on normal elevators and these are damaged to begin with!!! so!!!! yeah they shouldnt be alive!!!!!!

[The Murderous Cop]

neat
the kid: ignore bloodcurdling scream and follow what everyone else appears to be doing i guess

[Legoboss]

theres a weight limit on normal elevators and these are damaged to begin with!!! so!!!! yeah they shouldnt be alive!!!!!!

are you ok dude

[cromartini]

theres a weight limit on normal elevators and these are damaged to begin with!!! so!!!! yeah they shouldnt be alive!!!!!!

Well having an unrealistic game on some god knows where forum has its ups and downs.

[lord techno]

It's the laws of fantasy physics.

[The Murderous Cop]

It's the laws of fantasy physics.

a side branch of cartoon physics?

[Legoboss]

Cecil: er


Cecil: That doesn't seem like it's going to go well.


Cecil: Not my business anyways, he never did anything for me.
Cecil: ...?


Cecil: Did it just get brighter?


Archibald: I got a flashlight, let's go boys.
Marco: Careful, boss.
Archibald: I got it I got it
Archibald: Looks like it leads down
Archibald: You guys good climbers?


Bruce: You sure you're good climbing?
Archibald: I won rock climbing champ way back when, gold medal and all
Archibald: Sure all the other contestants were k-8 but... it was close


Bruce: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bruce: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bruce: BOSS?!


VS: I don't think...
VS: Any of these have actual buttons
GG: yo then
GG: what are they pressing
VS: I wish I knew.


GG: ah gODDAMN
GG: IT'S BRIGHT
JJ: It's been
JJ: so long since i've been in full light
JJ: how long have we been down here?


JJ: stuffs nasty in here
JJ: Boss this rooms grimy as forget I wanna bail


VS: I agree.
GG: Yeah-yeah, hold on, it's so bright
GG: forget
Ben: Well, the powers back.


Sidney: Alright, alright i'll freeze
???: You human?!
Sidney: Wha- what kinda question is that?
???: ANSWER THE QUESTION, stuff FOR BRAINS
Sidney: YES! Like, I'm clearly capable of following orders don't you think-
???: I've seen ugly forgeters follow orders.
???: Don't sass me you apple geek squad lookin twink
Sidney: twink?


???: You're good, for now.
???: I'm guessing you cleared out the dumbasses out front, otherwise you wouldn't be here, yeah?
Sidney: Y-yeah.
Sidney: How long have you been in here?


???: Good question kid, you're good at asking questions.
Nic: Call me Nic for now, yeah? Nickname basis is goddamn dandy
Nic: Considering the lights are on though, I hope you're just as good as planting a bullet between the head of any stupid son of a bitch demon that tries to reroute our ascending colon to ascend out our loving starfishs


Chad: you....
Chad: YOOOOOOOOOOU starfish LOVING richardEATING HORNY BASTARD
Chad: FIRST OF, MEDICINE HAS ADVANCED SINCE THE LAST TIME YOU TOUCHED THIS HELLHOLE OF A PLANET
Chad: SOO "BOO HOO MY ARM WILL NEVER REGENERATE" ARGUEMENT IS loving LUCIFER DUMP handicap TIER BULLstuff, SEC-
Chad: hold on




Chad: SECOND OFF, loving REALLY? I FELL ON YOU, WOOPSIE DOO, A BIT OF A TRIP
Chad: aaaaND YOU YANK MY ARM OFF?! forget YOU, I WAS A NAVY SEAL COMM-


Chad: -ANDO, I WAS LEFT TO BLEED IN A BUNKER BY MY COMRADES IN AF-loving-GHANI-loving-STAN-


Xexal: Be quiet.
Chad: wwwhAAAAAAAAT THE forget DID YOU JUST SAY SHRIMP richard?!
Xexal: Did you hear that?
Chad: Hear what? HEAR YOU BEING SUCH A forgetIN pusillanimous individual? SURE DID, HEAR IT EVER GODDAMN SECON






Chad: AND THEY LEFT ME IN THE GURGLE BUNKER WITH FIVE BUL GURGLE


Xexal: aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Chad: AND A COMMANDO KNIFE


Chad: SO I STABBED SO MANY loving RAGHEADS
Xexal: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAA




Cecil: About time the elevator came by.