Warning Americans: I come from the future, Year 2016

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

ok, let's get started

GAY

[Ad Bot]

[dr_pepper]

ok, let's get started

did you bring the lube

[Maxwell.]

did you bring the lube

yes, 9 gallons, strawberry flavoured

[sir dooble]

Congratulations, it's a new year!

[dr_pepper]

yes, 9 gallons, strawberry flavoured

ok good

GAY

I'm sorry did you want to join us

[Refticus]

hi, i am also from 2016, maxwell is actually gayer than before.
i know, hard to believe.

[gr8dayseth]

wow maxwell you prankster

[portify]

yes hello I am also from the future

my clock is actually lying: it's 01:27 now, not 02:27

can never get ntp working

[Maxwell.]

wow maxwell you prankster

little did you know I'm a girl

[dr_pepper]

little did you know I'm a girl

A masculine sounding girl at best.

[Fred Fuckstone]

yes, 9 gallons, strawberry flavoured

its flavored you loving buffoon get your english trash outta here

[Maxwell.]

its flavored you loving buffoon get your english trash outta here

well colour me grey and call me aluminium, I didn't know the wrong spellings were suddenly normal

[QuadStorm]

I can time travel too.

[Swholli]

Warning humans, I come from the far off year of 2045.

I am a 52 year old man and much is different in the future.

For example, we are all wearing different hats.

Quadstorm is from the future also.

[dr_pepper]

I can time travel too.

So can steam apparently