Poll

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Never, I'm a Christian priest
21 (32.3%)
Once
5 (7.7%)
Twice
2 (3.1%)
Thrice
3 (4.6%)
More than three times
34 (52.3%)

Total Members Voted: 65

Author Topic: How many times have you touched the butt  (Read 6136 times)




Mental and physical performance declines if I don't have at least one booty touch a day

i touch my friend's butts, your sister's butt, my ex's butt, ur girlfriend's butt, my current non-existent girlfriend's butt probably, not my mom's butt tho that's basically incest, YOUR mom's butt,

essentially what it boils down to is this
Mental and physical performance declines if I don't have at least one booty touch a day

Is this gonna become just like frequency's thread.

Most people do so accidentally more than three times a year.

when I was in 5th grade, I slapped a lot of butts.

one time when i got mad at my dad and ran away, i touched the butt

twice if you only count 1 for each person


DON'T TOUCH THE B-!

You are in big trouble, young man!


but don't christian priests always touch little boys?

ok i've touched the butt a lot acually