Shut up, Monty.
I was actually contemplating having a bike that actually looks like a bike (IE, Zoner's) but than I realized it's impossible to skew the player's rotation so it looks like he or she is holding the handle bars with his crotch on the seat. Or, at least, I don't know how to do it.
Long story short, the bike that you guys are all requesting didn't work, so I had to make a more funky one that still looked somewhat like a bike.