Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but she hates you and is only your girlfriend because someone paid her money to be your gf

I wish for some skittles and a gun

Granted, but the skittles grow arms and shoot you.

I wish for LEGO City Undercover to work on my Wii U

Granted, but the controls don't work

I wish for the wish I wished to not have wished that I wished a wish that was me wishing that I wished that I had a wish

granted but your head exploded
I wish for a gf or bf

You get a bear-friend

I wish for a small amount of £1 million

granted, indeed you get a million, but it's a million copies of bad rats

i wish to live in a mansion

granted, indeed you get a million, but it's a million copies of bad rats
Well then I could sell that for a million, can't I?

Granted, but it is a mansion like in those horror games that you eventually have to escape or die in.

I wish for another wish.

Granted. You get Rigel's last wish.

I wish the moon was actually a inactive death star.

granted the death star suddenly explodes in gulfs the earth in flames

I wish for the powers of my dreams! such as
speed, strength, pyromancy, werewolf, slow regeneration <<
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