Badspot's Haunted Mansion RPG (VOTE IN POLL!)

[Cypthon]

Ok guys, we need to find something to melt the gold so we can snort it
we should probably go downstairs and investigate
we may find something that could help us

[Ad Bot]

[Refticus]

do nothing and wait for spooky ghosts

[Cypthon]

A spooky ghost appears and goes into the closet downstairs!

[Zack]

Well shoot, logic dictates we should not go towards the ghost.

Let's go towards the ghost!

[Cypthon]

You chase the ghost which is orange downstairs but you fall (-5HP) and you get into the closet, which is full out cabinets and lockers. But the ghost is nowhere to be seen, but due to the need to snort the gold, you should consider looting the place before looking for the ghost. You find 9 dollars on the floor!
MAP/LOCATION


Status

HP [95]

= 9
= 0
= 1
= 0

Options and choices

A: Loot drawer A
B: Loot drawer B
C: Loot locker B

[KristoB]

punch locker until it opens and hunt the ghost down

[Refticus]

eat dolla

[Drydess]

eat health

[Cypthon]

You open up the locker and find a old guy falling out and and a Poltergust 9001.
Ewww a old guy"
"I'm here to help you find your stupid ass friend. That weapon you have right there is the Poltergust 9001. I've been trying to suck up these ghosts if you know what i mean for years, but i failed because I'm old. Do you wish to help get rid of these ghosts?"
You said yes friend.
"Ok bye."
"Name is Professor Rotondo by the way. Here, take this stuffty Nintendo 64 in a DS. If you need help, i will contact you and inform you."
Professor Rotondo leaves the mansion. SUDDENLY A GHOST APPEARS OUT OF loving NOWHERE! WTF TO DO?!
MAP/LOCATION


Status

HP [100]

= 9
= 0
= 1
= 0




Options and choices

A: Turn on flashlight on ghost and suck it up with the Poltergust 9001
B: Throw money at it
C: Melt gold with Poltergust 9001 and snort it.

[KristoB]

use the poltergust
also isnt the over 9000/9001 meme dead

[Refticus]

drop poltergust and stuff yourself

[RTBARCHIVE]

eat poltergust

[Cypthon]

You melt the gold bar and you snort it and you go m8 super beast mode 4d3d3d3d and RKO the ghost and suck it up with the Poltergust 9001. You won the battle! A mystery key drops and you pick it up. (+1 Key) (+5hp) TIP: To find where the key goes, look on the map on page 1.
MAP/LOCATION


Status

HP [100]

= 9
= 0
= 1
= 0
Inventory



TIP: To find where the key goes, look at the map on page 1.
Options and choices

A: Loot drawer A
B: Loot drawer B
C: Leave closet and go upstairs

[kongo]

unlock brown town cavity with mystery key

[Copy Kirby]

shove key up starfish for pleasure