holy stuff people tried to break into our house

[EnjoyedBen2002]

No, it just looks like a tongue.

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[Shazoo]

If they come back use your cat to fight them off

our dog is like 70 lbs and was barking and growling as they got near the door, but she ended up peeing herself because she was so scared

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

does this not look like the tip of a richard?

[#Jeetlor]

Have you ever seen a male genitalia?

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

Have you ever seen a male genitalia?

I assure you have.

[#Jeetlor]

I assure you have.

Well that doesn't really looks like one at all.

[Katadeus]

If people break into your house, just hide naked on your roof

[Shazoo]

If people break into your house, just hide naked on your roof

ah the good ole days

[Moppy]

This is the part where you buy a sword/machete/large blade of some kind.

It's a bit of a long shot, and it may be harder to legit defend yoursef with one, but I hear it does tend to intimidate people more. Keep 'em shocked for longer and maybe cause them to run away more.

If the people breaking into your house happen to be massive weebs, a Katana ought to do the trick.

[Red Spy]

our dog is like 70 lbs and was barking and growling as they got near the door, but she ended up peeing herself because she was so scared

Then the cat is the right move then

[Bisjac]

Why is it scary if burglers get shot? That makes you safer. Criminals SHOULD be shot if you catch them. Because thats how you stop crime.

[carolcat]

a few years ago some people broke our fence and got into our shed to try to steal from us. luckily our irish wolfhound was still alive, which they didn't realize. they left us a really nice mirror they had stolen from someone, which we gave to the police

[Shazoo]

Why is it scary if burglers get shot? That makes you safer. Criminals SHOULD be shot if you catch them. Because thats how you stop crime.

no, the burglars shot and killed the guy whose car they were robbing

[Pastrey Crust]

My house was only broken into once and my farm's county is under the rule of the jungle so no one dares to break in.

However, the amount of times broken into my car and truck is uncountable. My car was only completely stolen once.

[Snaked_Snake]

Just get some sort of bat, if they break in just whack them, it's perfectly legal.