weirdest things you have seen at school

[TheABELBOTO]

today a student cried when she realized that i'm the person who does the lunch menu announcement every day. she apparently thought it was all pre-recorded and played back in the mornings and she never realized that there was a person behind it. i recited a lunch menu list for her (i memorize them unintentionally) and she kept trying to imitate it, saying that she wants that job when i graduate.

Wtf is she blind, how else is a robot supposed to sound like???

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[gr8dayseth]

apparently I had the most sane schools ever who knew
really the weirdest thing that I remember anyways is we had a pregnant teacher a few years back
as you can imagine that was a fun first semester

this isn't my best version but it's very close to how i read the lunch menu:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oAy9469OYJ

the results are uncanny
that sounds pretty good though

[Squideey]

I go to nerd school so I'm just about desensitized to anything weird by now

[Taciturn]

this isn't my best version but it's very close to how i read the lunch menu:
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oAy9469OYJ

That's mad accurate.

Nothing weird happens at my school if I see anything I'll tell you.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

we had a pregnant teacher a few years back
as you can imagine that was a fun first semester

do you hsve a preg special interest

[Maxwell.]

apparently I had the most sane schools ever who knew
really the weirdest thing that I remember anyways is we had a pregnant teacher a few years back
as you can imagine that was a fun first semester

3 of my teachers have been pregnant

[sir dooble]

3 of my teachers have been pregnant

You naughty boy, you.

[BWOB]

Some crazy mexican kid looking at my flapjack while I was peeing. He was giggling

[gr8dayseth]

do you hsve a preg special interest

but for real no

3 of my teachers have been pregnant

You naughty boy, you.

I didn't know guys could become pregnant

[Jonathant1]

a student eating out of a bucket of nutella and nothing else
never knew those type of stuff existed until I saw someone with one

[Protoss Dragoon]

This thing in gym...

[The Resonte!]

a student eating out of a bucket of nutella and nothing else
never knew those type of stuff existed until I saw someone with one

what kind of bucket was it

[Maxwell.]

This thing in gym...

what the forget is that

[Unwritten Calender]

saw a g string just kinda sittin in the front of the school

[Blokx]

like 5000 pokemon cards randomly shoved into my locker from someone anonymous