General Meat Thread - No vegans allowed!

[Lego lad]

*eats bacon loudly*

*EATS CELERY LOUDER*

[Ad Bot]

[e-maxx]

STOP CHEWING WITH YOUR loving MOUTHS OPEN

[Pastrey Crust]

STOP CHEWING WITH YOUR loving MOUTHS OPEN

This pisses me off so badly. I hate it when people chew with their mouths open. Didn't your parents teach you to chew with your mouth closed?!

[SinnerOG]

[Pastrey Crust]

Someone is jealous because they don't have a nice, big, thick, juicy meat.

[Lego lad]

STOP CHEWING WITH YOUR loving MOUTHS OPEN

OKAY MMPPGHSORRY *spews celery out as talks*

[plad101]

what if you ask for blue

"Any colour you like, they're all blue"

Also lol Sinner

[Headcrab Zombie]

What cut is that? I can't tell, especially with it cut apart

[MYST]

how much is on dog meat

[Pastrey Crust]

What cut is that? I can't tell, especially with it cut apart

It's called tapa de nalga.

[Cheesemaster]

It's called tapa de nalga.

so you're eating cow ass

[TheABELBOTO]

Wow that's the exact amount of fat per square inch on your mom

[Pastrey Crust]

so you're eating cow ass

Not really. Here's the chart.

[Swollow]

im a vegetarian not because i give a stuff about animals just because meat is grose

[Lego lad]

im a vegetarian not because i give a stuff about animals just because meat is grose

But swollow....
You're made of meat!!!

Btw a pun is required:
I guess you don't swollow meat then....