General Meat Thread - No vegans allowed!

[Pastrey Crust]

You do know that eating pate just because is the equivalent of eating the fat on page 1, right? You should accompany it with toast, garlic bread, and/or mozzarella.

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[sir dooble]

You do know that eating pate just because is the equivalent of eating the fat on page 1, right? You should accompany it with toast, garlic bread, and/or mozzarella.

Well yeah, I'm just saying that I could eat this pâté on its own. It always goes better with some sort of bread. It's also quite nice in a bread roll, with some ham and salad.

I'm getting flashbacks of Christmas. Mmmm.

[Maxwell.]

is maxwell a type of meat cook level

I like my meat maxwell

[sir dooble]

is maxwell a type of meat cook level

I like my meat maxwell

Yeah, it's the most basic cook level.

[Maxwell.]

Yeah, it's the most basic cook level.

still hotter than ur mum

[sir dooble]

still hotter than ur mum

That's because my mum is cool as a cucumber.

[Maxwell.]

That's because my mum is cool as a cucumber.

speaking of cucumbers she was rioding my one yesterdat

[sir dooble]

speaking of cucumbers she was rioding my one yesterdat

That's not sanitary. You won't pass your health inspection at this rate.

[Pastrey Crust]

Neither would my local store but who cares? No one can die because of one bacteria!!!

[Drydess]

It was nice to meat my eyes on this thread.

[Maxwell.]

It was nice to meat my eyes on this thread.

that pun wasn't very well done

[Drydess]

that pun wasn't very well done

I'd make another meat pun, but I'd probably butcher it

[Malleo100]

Puns like these are rare

[Rally]

20 handicap points to the first person to say "i cook meat well done because i don't like blood in my steak"

[HULKHOGANWWFWORLDCHAMPION]

does chicken count? i really like chicken