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Can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'bog bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46kAzBMJpEk
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>the big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor
>the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov. He resigned and fled the country in fear of the Bogdanoffs

Can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?
I don't have much time, I'll try to make it very quick.
*They invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully
*In contact with aliens, we think it might be several species
*Have psychic powers, see this video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LieLBpy9qgU and also this one at around 0:57 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8
*Said to be intimidating in private (not violent, this is false)
*Own castles, nuclear plants and mansions around the world
*Rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
*Learned fluent French in one week
*Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on earth
*First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
*Rule France with an iron but fair fist
*Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
*Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
*Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to Mars several times) manned flight to Mars in their own initiative in a few years
*The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov.
*He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
*Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
*Own Nanabot R&D labs around the world
*You most likely have Bogdabots in your body right now
*Brothers have said to have IQs of 200, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
*Said to be involved in funding several zero energy research projects

Can someone give me a quick rundown on these guys?

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Thing is, if CNN Did actually post this, I would have no choice but to state that it was indeed a 100% Truthful article.

Thing is, if CNN Did actually post this, I would have no choice but to state that it was indeed a 100% Truthful article.
legit, what's wrong with you exactly?

legit, what's wrong with you exactly?
do you want the short version or the long version

do you want the short version or the long version
i don't want to miss any juicy details

i don't want to miss any juicy details
well I don't have time for that so here's the short version: forget

well I don't have time for that so here's the short version: forget
Lazy.

Here's the Short Version for reals: I Suck at jokes, and when I try I end up coming off as handicapped/too serious.

Lazy.

Here's the Short Version for reals: I Suck at jokes, and when I try I end up coming off as handicapped/too serious.
i really do hope every single one of your posts is a "joke"



Lazy.

Here's the Short Version for reals: I Suck at jokes, and when I try I end up coming off as handicapped/too serious.
you do it to yourself. if people didn't know you for saying dumb things about politics, you could make a dumb political comment and people actually would take it as a joke like you intend. with you, it's nearly impossible to tell when you're being serious from hen you're being facetious

matthew why do you capitalize random letters