POLITICS & DONALD Annoying Orange MEGATHREAD

[Trogtor]

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[KruppLancaster]

please take a moment to notice the approximately 0 people laughing at your posts

Who said I was joking little fella

[Tezuni 2.0]

I think part of the reason why people appeal to Annoying Orange is because, like Sanders and Obama, he's a breath of fresh air compared to previous candidates. He says and does a lot of things other candidates wouldn't ever even consider, and he speaks his mind, does whatever the forget he wants, and doesn't care what others think about him. He feels natural, and he feels human. Clinton on the other hand feels rather robotic, manipulative, scheming, even when she speaks from the heart trying to appeal to the issues that matter (healthcare, wealth gap, etc.)

Here's a video where Obama responds to a question from a student about rigged elections and about people's faith in government and democracy. He goes off the cuff and expresses his frustration with the deadlock in congress, and the lack of citizen's participation, ending up going off into a 10min rant because of it. You can easily tell he's speaking truly what he means here, and that he actually cares about the process and people involved. You can get this same kind of vibe from Sanders, and the same kind of humanity from Annoying Orange, but not from Clinton.

I agree, and unfortunately we can't actually peer into their minds to see their true intentions.  
Sanders seems like a genuinely good guy, but with some equally idealized and flawed ideas.  
Hillary seems rotten, with standard establishment ideas, and Annoying Orange seems half-as-bad with no idea what he's doing.

I really wish Rand Paul was the R. candidate though.

[Poliwhirl]

Who said I was joking little fella

notice how i never called them "jokes." you just missed the "humor" part of joking, so i couldn't realistically call them jokes.

[Akio-]

yeah only leftist tumblr bloggers like kimon know humor. get a REAL sense of humor Krupp. Humor is NOT subjective.

[Poliwhirl]

yeah only leftist tumblr bloggers like kimon know humor. get a REAL sense of humor Krupp. Humor is NOT subjective.

how many times have you made this post, almost verbatim, only to get no response? i'm pretty sure it's at least 3, but i'm guessing 5 would be about right.

[Akio-]

how many times have you made this post, almost verbatim, only to get no response? i'm pretty sure it's at least 3, but i'm guessing 5 would be about right.

I'm just reiterating what you taught me about humor. I need a higher degree of clarification so I can make PG Kimon-Approved jokes.

[KruppLancaster]

how many times have you made this post, almost verbatim, only to get no response? i'm pretty sure it's at least 3, but i'm guessing 5 would be about right.

i cannot respond to his post because the word akio triggers my PTSD from the beach raid of yokoakiohama back in '78

[Poliwhirl]

I'm just reiterating what you taught me about humor

alright, you tell me if krupplancer regurgitating Funny Edgy Memes in every thread is getting any funnier as you read through this list of his recent posts:

I do, and my final solution will solve all those problems

i am not a member of the national socialist party i am clearly a member of the axis watashi wa mada kare to issho ni

in order for canada to be krupp approved we need to put xese people into camps. not camps where xey would be gassed, but camps where they would be told no for once in xeir lives

additional treatment idea: hair dye removal camp

i want the aryan princess

because good american youth have infinite time on thier hands rather than beating it to transformation yaoi and attending privilege seminars so they go be creepy clowns for (((fun)))

nice link to the (((university))) of (((toronto))) about (((trans issues)))

as long as Annoying Orange dumps all the brown people back to assforgetistan i'm on board #withhim

Die with your boots on doesn't have to be a national socialist slogan, it can be a fashion statement if you had large brows like me

idk why you guys are getting upset i just wanted the transmission to dress up like a Self Delete girl to allow me to take a picture of his lady richard

if he can get the mexicans to forget off back down to dirtville then fine sure yeah

Just have the kid take a trip to the Glue Factory

[KruppLancaster]

alright, you tell me if krupplancer regurgitating Funny Edgy Memes in every thread is getting any funnier as you read through this list of his recent posts:

you should relax dude, whenever i get assaulted by words on the internet i dont act like a pusillanimous individual like youre doing right now little marco, i just give my handicapped son skip a hug


this is my son skip and me, he eats r(c)ocks

[Poliwhirl]

you should relax dude, whenever i get assaulted by words on the internet i dont act like a pusillanimous individual like youre doing right now little marco, i just give my handicapped son skip a hug

i'm gonna pull your small frame apart like a twizzler with my large and powerful biceps

[IkeTheGeneric]

i'm gonna pull your small frame apart like a twizzler with my large and powerful biceps

Is this BLF headcanon?

[Akio-]

alright, you tell me if krupplancer regurgitating Funny Edgy Memes in every thread is getting any funnier as you read through this list of his recent posts:

Yes.

i cannot respond to his post because the word akio triggers my PTSD from the beach raid of yokoakiohama back in '78

I can still feel the vibrations in the ground when my mother ran for her life in the jungle. She was unfortunately shot in the womb, but I lived. (She had metal plates in her genitilia, often called "The Iron Womb") (I was slowly developing from ancient Aryan seeds found in an abandoned camp) (It took twenty years)

i'm gonna pull your small frame apart like a twizzler with my large and powerful biceps

Meme Defense Force trademark

[KruppLancaster]

i'm gonna pull your small frame apart like a twizzler with my large and powerful biceps

your twink ass is dead kid

[Drydess]

fight night