I saw Donald Annoying Orange at the post office yesterday. I told him how cool the America was, but I didn't wanna be a douche and bother him with America. He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "Huh?" but he kept cutting me off and going "huh? huh? huh?" and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with filing my taxes, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to submit my tax forms I saw him trying to walk out the doors of the post office with 15 tax loopholes in his hands without putting through legislation to close them.
The post office worker at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Mr. President, you need to make those loopholes illegal." At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the post office reception window.
When she took one of the forms and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually "to prevent any electrical infetterence," and then turned around and winked at me. I don't even think that's a word. After she scanned each form and put them in the mail and started to say how long it would take to process, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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