You loving gauge your coffee by colour? Are you a twat?
2 Coffees, Three Sugars, 70% Hot Water, 20% Milk, 10% Pure loving Air.
Air in your coffee? What are you? Gay?
Here's my perfect recipe:
Fill the kettle with purified water and leave to boil.
Prep a decent sized, yet not gigantic cup.
Carefully add two (2) non-heaped teaspoons of high quality cane sugar to the cup.
Add one (1) slightly-heaped teaspoon of your highest quality mixed blend instant coffee to the cup.
Pour a sliver of low-fat (semi-skimmed to 1%) chilled milk to the cup.
Gently mix the contents together to initiate the dissolving, preventing excess floating coffee.
After the kettle has boiled, gently pour the hot water in to approx 8-9/10th of your favoured capacity.
Fill the remainder with milk to achieve a colour of your liking.
Confidently, yet calmly, stir your coffee for a good 30 seconds to allow a thorough diffusion of flavour.
Open a small packet of your preferred coffee biscuit.
Take your coffee, and pour it down the sink.
Repeat the process with hot chocolate, adding whipped cream and marshmallows.
Enjoy.