i almost stabbed my friend in back of neck

[Hansome duded]

The kitchen, of all places...

[Ad Bot]

[Niff]

No loving in the kitchen

[Epicduke]

the way op types makes me want to hang myself
why are you so inconsistent

[YounqD]

Why was the knife sticking the wrong way up.

Don't knives usually go in those utensil holders with the handle sticking out?

[Flatflyer]

OP's attempt to seduce his friend fails due to his incompetence in knife safety.

[Col. Burton]

and hes not mad at me or 7.

thank god hes not 7, could you imagine what would happen?

[maplelink64]

Don't knives usually go in those utensil holders with the handle sticking out?

apparently op is from some backwater planet where you stick the edge out instead

[Akio-]

I could hardly read this, so I'm just going to make a joke about J, which I would have done anyways.


Maxwell do u think he should have SALTED the wound

[Maxwell.]

I could hardly read this, so I'm just going to make a joke about J, which I would have done anyways.


Maxwell do u think he should have SALTED the wound

no, I have added boobguy22 to the hitlist of my clique for this thread

[Kohoutek]

bestguy you are a damn maniac
you are an entire mystery

[Niff]

Hey maxwell

[#Jeetlor]

Don't knives usually go in those utensil holders with the handle sticking out?

Yes, and if the OP's one is any different, it is a huge safety hazard concern.

[Satan From Wreck-It-Ralph]

the way op types makes me want to hang myself
why are you so inconsistent

its gotten progressively worse over the past month
stop hanging out with otto, op.

[Maxwell.]

Hey maxwell

yes

[Niff]

yes

can I show you something