Author Topic: Fortunately, Unfortunately v777 (Read 21071 times)

bigcapitalbaka · March 12, 2016, 07:37:49 PM

unfortunately, they hit you In the knee

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DodgeViperAcr16 · March 12, 2016, 08:09:42 PM

Fortunately, it was your kid knee. And you only need one kid knee to live.

TheLeaderOfTheRebellion · March 12, 2016, 08:25:52 PM

Unfortunately, the other one was taken for organ harvesting.

Glass Joe · March 12, 2016, 08:34:42 PM

Fortunately, you have three kidneys due to a genetic mutation. You cling onto life.

Drydess · March 12, 2016, 08:38:08 PM

unfortunately, a cat eats the last one

DodgeViperAcr16 · March 12, 2016, 08:50:24 PM

Fortunately, you have an account on a site with a cat for your avatar, even though you actually have a bird.

So you can get help from all the cat peeps even though they know your a massive liar about owning a cat.

(That's right drydess, I read "you laugh you lose").

SuperFlaminninja� · March 12, 2016, 10:20:07 PM

Unfortunately the cat still ate youre 3rd kidney...

Refticus · March 13, 2016, 08:54:15 AM

fortunately, you're still an alien with 5 kidneeeys

Blue Screen · March 13, 2016, 09:24:17 AM

unfortunately scientists arrive and they state they must take your additional 3 kidneys for society
and they're intent on doing so with oversized huge as f sharp as hell bonesaws

Refticus · March 13, 2016, 09:54:22 AM

fortunately, you stuff yourself then run away.

Glass Joe · March 13, 2016, 09:58:16 AM

unfortunately, you took a far larger stuff than you accounted for, and the extra weight slows you down considerably

bigcapitalbaka · March 13, 2016, 11:53:51 AM

fortunately, the butt heat from your butt evaporates the stuff on your thighs and you go to sanic speeds

Bwopper · March 13, 2016, 12:34:58 PM

fortunately, theres a wall to stop you.

Blue Screen · March 13, 2016, 12:40:42 PM

fortunately you run up the wall with your super sanic speeds and you go flying into the air like an eagle

Bwopper · March 13, 2016, 12:43:14 PM

unfortunately it stops :L