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[Foopster]

unfortunately, you are sitting at the dinner table saying grace.

[Ad Bot]

[Cybertails1998]

Fortunately, nobody seems to mind you spraying your sauce all over the dinner table.

[Insert Name Here]

unfortunately, it got all over the dessert

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, the dessert was cupcakes. The butler renames them cumcakes and moves on.

[Sideswipe]

Unfortunately, the butler drowns in the cakes.

[Frequency]

fortunately, this is very loveually stimulating

[Regirock]

unfortunately, you have an climax in-front of all the guests

[KentMansleyDaBoss]

Fortunately, it was all a dream and you have a slave maid tied up for you in bed

[Refticus]

unfortunately, this is not your special interest.

[Thunderstrike]

Fortunately you still bang her

[CRITAWAKETS]

Unfortunatly she had aids and it transfers to you.

[Lego lad]

fortunately you talk to her really nicely and she agrees to take the aids back

[Refticus]

unfortunately, when removing the aids you lost a lot of blood

[Space1255]

Fortunately, you don't need blood anymore because you're a vampire

[Marios]

Unfortunately, you actually need blood because you're a vampire.

The loss of blood leads to an inevitable bloodlust.