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[Refticus]

fortunately, they begin again after washing their roosters

[Ad Bot]

[Frequency]

Unfortunately, you have hemorrhoids and the ass-loving causes you to bleed profusely.

[Refticus]

fortunately, that's your special interest

[Snaked_Snake]

Unfortunately, your eyes feel weird from looking at the above 3 avatars

[Blockchip]

Fortunately, the recently-consumed 100 bottles of beer mean you don't notice how any of your body parts feel.

[Conan]

Unfortunately, you start to regain feeling and get that pins and needles effect all over your numbed body parts

[Refticus]

fortunately, that is also your special interest.

[Marios]

Unfortunately, you realize you have so many special interestes you feel mentally sick about it.

[Drydess]

fortunately, being mentally sick is one of your special interestes

[Refticus]

unfortunately, you are actually sick, you throw up on the floor in the middle of this rape scene.

[Frequency]

Fortunately, you pass out and wake up comfortably in a hospital bed.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, it's an insane asylum bed

[Frequency]

Fortunately, you're not REALLY insane, so you should be able to clear that up and move on with your life.

[Refticus]

unfortunately, you're gagged, and this isn't one of your special interestes for once.

[Frequency]

Fortunately, your arms are free and you can ungag yourself.