my friend just realized how 9/11 is the only reason hes alive

[ChappersTeddy]

Hope the pick-up line wasn't "I wanna crash my plane into your towers baby"

[Ad Bot]

[Path]

"woman i'm gunna jihad all over those twin towers"

[$trinick]

The nine month gestation period is actually a myth. The reason people say it's nine months is because people usually discover that they are pregnant when they miss a period -- meaning a month has gone by since they conceived. If you look up the human gestation period you'll get 40 weeks, which is approximately 10 months. So, if he was born in June of 2002, he was likely conceived 40 weeks earlier, in 6/2002, he was likely born in 8/2001.. which is August.

[Freek]

Yes cause the only reason people have love is when they're really sad.
Or happy
Or bored
Or any other emotion

so you're implying that they were happy or bored during the events of 9/11?

[Neventii]

4/22/97 - 4/30/97

I just had the most awkward conversation with my dad.

[Ragequit]

I was probably valentines love

same
is ur birthday in november

[Maxwell.]

same
is ur birthday in november

yeah

[Akio-]

my friend has a birthday of january 1st

he was probably conceived as an april fools joke

[Ragequit]

yeah

are you me

[TeeOS]

My conception date's nothing noteworthy, but i was born on a Mexican holiday

I'm not Mexican though :|

is juan of your parents

[Maxwell.]

are you me

am i a gigantic friend

[Ragequit]

am i a gigantic friend

not if ur me

[Otis Da HousKat]

he was likely conceived 40 weeks earlier, in 6/2002, he was likely born in 8/2001.. which is August.

I know what you meant, but here you're saying he was born before he was conceived.

[Foxscotch]

4/22/97 - 4/30/97
I just had the most awkward conversation with my dad.

you know that that date range doesn't include 4/20, right

[Machaty]

so you're implying that they were happy or bored during the events of 9/11?

No I was poking fun at the fact that you claimed the cause of your friends parents having love is a result of the grief they were experiencing. Maybe they just wanted to bone u never kno