[NEWS] Kim Jong-un vows nuclear restraint; seeks normalization with USA, China

[Toxicology]

alright well dont forget your bulletproof vest

[Ad Bot]

[Lord Tony®]

alright well dont forget your bulletproof vest

They wouldn't dare shoot at a statue of their glorious leader. It's the perfect crime.

[[FUG] Nukedude]

[Regirock]

Korea in its current state:

[PowerDag]

what is that like, snot flying out of its body or something? unbrushed gross teeth?

[Dannu]

i like the tony who likes to climb stuff
not the troll tony

I liked the old Tony,
Always on a roll Tony
Not the new Tony

[Regirock]

what is that like, snot flying out of its body or something? unbrushed gross teeth?

spiked teeth. Representing how ducked up N. Korea is at the moment

[Georges]

I liked the old Tony,
Always on a roll Tony
Not the new Tony

I miss the old Tony, straight from the 'Go Tony
Chop up the soul Tony, set on his goals Tony
I hate the new Tony, the bad mood Tony
The always rude Tony, spaz in the news Tony
I miss the sweet Tony, chop up the beats Tony
I gotta say, at that time I'd like to meet Tony
See I invented Tony, it wasn't any Tonys
And now I look and look around and there's so many Tonys
I used to love Tony, I used to love Tony
I even had the pink Polo, I thought I was Tony
What if Tony made a song, about Tony?
Called "I Miss The Old Tony," man that would be so Tony
That's all it was Tony, we still love Tony
And I love you like Tony loves Tony

[WaterOre]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36012288

A North Korean senior intelligence official has defected to the South, prompting claims that the government of the North is breaking down. It's believed that he has already given information to the South about the North.

[SWAT One]

Korea in its current state:

That loving looks like toenail clippings eugh

[Lord Tony®]

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-36012288

A North Korean senior intelligence official has defected to the South, prompting claims that the government of the North is breaking down. It's believed that he has already given information to the South about the North.

How do they even cross the border without getting shot by both sides?

[ShadowsfeaR]

How do they even cross the border without getting shot by both sides?

Very carefully

[Nonnel]

they have to go through the giant mine field and electric fence then put their hands up to surrender before the other side shoots them

[Drydess]

they have to go through the giant mine field and electric fence then put their hands up to surrender before the other side shoots them

what about the rocket launcher battalion

[WaterOre]

what about the rocket launcher battalion

You can't forget about the K-pop artillery!