Corrupt A Wish 3.0

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Granted. You now have Devian's tart, including good drawings which are rather tart anymore.

I wish for the ability to ungrant wishes.

granted but you still die of aids

i

Granted, but i.

I wish I had 1 million dollars

Granted. They're all fake.

I wish I had United States of America Euros existed.

Granted, but they are worth nothing

I wish I had a million bucks.

granted, but its the animal buck

i wish i had the best computer in the world

Granted.
I wish for a better processor so i can run arma 3 at more than 30fps.

Granted but your computer is now powered by a 8hp gas engine thats only purpose it to make noise.


I wish I had a port hole gun.

granted but its broken and nobody knows how to fix it

i wish that you don't break this wish?

I wish for the power to revive engines so I can play my ps1 again

granted but its broken and nobody knows how to fix it

i wish that you don't break this wish?
Granted but it breaks by itself
I wish for the power to revive engines so I can play my ps1 again
Granted but it explodes when it turns on

I wish for terry crews to forget me senselessly

wish grantes, but youre pregnant now

i want geb and i to get married

Granted, but nobody named "Geb" exists. You've been married with a ragdoll tagged "Geb".

I wish I were Badspot.

Granted, but you are rotondo in reality

I wish I were kenshiro from fist of the north star and one punch man combined

Granted, But it will take 50 punches to kill someone instead of one,

I wish i had eight legs... SO I COULD WEAR FOUR PAIRS OF HOTPANTS! -just kidding-


I wish that i had the power to create any matter possible, excluding planets, black holes, stars, etc.