MindHive [Thread finished, now planning for Quest to Save Kompressor Redux]

[TableSalt]

Hallucinate.

[Ad Bot]

[Nicepoint]

find some more yellow snow and use it as a weapon against Koschei

[tber123]

For some reason most of the Gmod Addons I'm subscribed to are gone, and Gmod thinks I'm not subscribed to them even though I am

This is a minor inconvenience

Find some yellow snow and eat it because he doesent have money on him

find some more yellow snow and use it as a weapon against Koschei

Joshua goes to a nearby restaurant and looks for Yellow Snow, a special cuisine that intentionally looks like a snowball with yellow spraypainted onto it. Seeing as how the restaurant is empty, Joshua pockets all the Yellow Snow he can find and eats some of it.

The taste is terrible.

Hallucinate.

Joshua doesn't do drugs. The rest of his friends back from his highschool days might have ignored those "Drugs Are Bad" PSAs they forced everyone to watch, but Joshua has remained a firm believer in the fact that Drugs Are Bad.

Joshua's Smartphone begins to ring!

Joshua: "Yeah?"
Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange: "Get your ass over here, or you're not getting another paycheck. Can't Make America Great Again if I don't have my bodyguard to ensure my safety."

He hangs up.

Really loving Vague Bear-Size-Thingy is Lightly Wounded (█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ X)
Koschei the Deathless is Lightly Wounded (█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ X X)

It is 6:25 AM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Healthy and wants to:

• Get over to the White House and resume his job as Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange's Bodyguard
• Get groceries so he doesn't starve when he becomes hungry again
• Buy his family christmas presents
• Get his mom a birthday present
• [Optional]Make a Flare Minigun

VendOS is STILL GONE(too busy building a wall on the Mexican Border)

Joshua's Inventory
Flare Gun
Yellow Snow x12
Flares x2
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
KOSCHEI HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DRIVEN OFF! The Priest is waiting at Joshua's house for Koschei to show up so he can exorcise Koschei.

[The Murderous Cop]

who the forget cares about donald Annoying Orange we need EXORCISM
and we still need to find someone in this town who can make a flare minigun
maybe some gun magician

[tber123]

who the forget cares about donald Annoying Orange we need EXORCISM

The Priest is already waiting at Joshua's House and ready to exorcise Koschei the minute he shows his ass around Joshua's house though

[Potatoh]

Go assassinate Annoying Orange

[TableSalt]

Play tic-tac-toe in your mind.

[gebenuwell]

go to and guard turnip so you can get that dough to buy your parents a nice gift

[Marios]

go to and guard Annoying Orange so you can get that dough to buy your parents a nice gift

[Nicepoint]

Ok....DON'T murder Annoying Orange, go get ur paycheck

[tber123]

and we still need to find someone in this town who can make a flare minigun
maybe some gun magician

Joshua makes a quick stop at the nearby Gun Store.



What was the name of this guy's store again? Joshua can't remember, and decides that it doesn't matter. The Gunstore Owner's eyes constantly twitch as he alternates between glaring at Joshua and scanning the area for any hostile G-Men.

Gunstore Owner: "Welcome, Stranger! You lookin to buy yerself some guns to prevent yourself from the U.N and their damn Mind Control Satellites?"



Joshua: "Can you turn this flare gun into a flare minigun?"
Gunstore Owner: "Hot damn! I haven't had someone ask me to do that since the fall of the Berlin Wall! Sure thing."



The Gunstore Owner goes out back. Half an hour passes.

Gunstore Owner: "Now THAT is one lovey beast of a gun. Take some ammo on the house. Careful, now. This stuff's heavy as hell. Can't fight the damn gov-ment if you're slower than a snail, but once you get into position you'll shred them all into pieces. This one's free, lucky for you!"

go to and guard turnip so you can get that dough to buy your parents a nice gift

Joshua arrives at the White House an hour later. Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange tells Joshua to remain in the Oval Office while he tries to write some important documents.

Go assassinate Annoying Orange

Joshua resists trying to assassinate Annoying Orange because he's against murdering someone else, AND because he's working for Donald Annoying Orange.

Play tic-tac-toe in your mind.

Joshua plays Tic-Tac-Toe against himself and loses. The shame is overwhelming.



Another half hour passes. Joshua has been standing in the Oval Office for quite a while now and nothing has happened. Joshua is starting to get extremely bored.

Really loving Vague Bear-Size-Thingy is Lightly Wounded (█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ X)
Koschei the Deathless is Lightly Wounded (█ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ █ X X)

It is 8:25 AM on Thursday, December 22. On January 1, Joshua will be released from MindHive. Assuming Augmented Horizons isn't lying.
Joshua is Healthy and wants to:

• Get over to the White House and resume his job as Cardboard Donald Annoying Orange's Bodyguard
• Get groceries so he doesn't starve when he becomes hungry again
• Buy his family christmas presents
• Get his mom a birthday present

VendOS is ALMOST DONE (Building a Great Wall before Donald Annoying Orange can)

Joshua's Inventory
Flare Minigun
Yellow Snow x12
Subject 6024's Electronic Multi-Tool
Subject 6024's Tablet
KOSCHEI HAS BEEN TEMPORARILY DRIVEN OFF! The Priest is waiting at Joshua's house for Koschei to show up so he can exorcise Koschei.

[KristoB]

jack off and leave

[Nicepoint]

Let Joshua have he's rest.

Re-Activate Mindhive in VendOS. I wanna build a wall.

[TableSalt]

Install a ceiling fan somewhere.

[The Murderous Cop]

ask what the hell he's doing