Pastrey Crust
Lag
Self-deprecation humor after a lot more self-deprecation humor
The fact I'm still being bullied to this day (Well, more like having a gang of cowards scoping me at school. doing things and calling me names so I react, this year, but it counts)
Not being able to think of a fifth entry for this list
Addendum:
people who add "lists" to lists of things they hate in an attempt to be funny
people who then add "irony" to lists of things they hate in another attempt to be funny