Author Topic: i will review things  (Read 3547 times)

review the probability of me kicking the ass off of everyone in this topic

sidenote: it's high
not anymore

Review me!
I will admit, with this review comes bucketloads and truckloads of bias. Liquid bias, solid bias, even gaseous bias trapped in aluminum canisters. But forget that. I'll be honest in this one.

Pie Crust(ette)/Pastrey(spelled incorrectly) Crust has caught my attention in many ways over the years during my time and his/her/their time here. I'll start from when I first heard of them. The first exposure I had to Pie Crust was his pretending to be a girl, and the late F3d323's (left the forums) totally huge crush on pseudo-her at the time, them both living in the country of Argentina. I thought this stuff was abso-loving lutely hilarious, and my impression of Pie Crust from that point on was one of an enormous walking, posting joke. After a bit of time of not giving a stuff, I then heard about and read his post relating to bestiality, where he writes that he "accidentally" got semen on his canine companion. My expression then being one of pure hilarity, his reputation to me further flew down the drain, and it's the only thing I think of when I hear his name. I'm neutral.

6/10



i have an idea

review your very first post

http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=133831.msg3006845#msg3006845

This'll be a short one.

Having just arrived on the Blockland Forums from the dangerous, treacherous lands of the game ROBLOX, I had no idea what to expect from this website, and had no idea what any of the jargon meant. I ended up trying to transpose my knowledge from ROBLOX to here, failing miserably. In the topic title, I call a Blockland server a "place" (normally associated with ROBLOX games) thinking they're the same thing. I then continue the string of utter handicapation with a text body consisting of "I have no idea", while there were references surrounding me telling me how to do precisely the thing I was asking about. I quickly caught on afterward.

3/10

review Southwest Airlines
I've actually flew on Southwest a few times. While they don't provide a first class seating arrangement, their accommodations in the economy section were quite average and expected, with the drinks and snacks being pleasant for the relatively short ride to your destination. My ride was always satisfactory.

8/10

Review me (My personality, not posts)

Review me (My personality, not posts)
I have you on my steam friends' list and I've seen you post on here every once in a while. You've always been nice to me in all of our interactions and I have yet to have any problem with you. You joined my server today and gave me more playercount, which was nice.

8/10


I have you on my steam friends' list and I've seen you post on here every once in a while. You've always been nice to me in all of our interactions and I have yet to have any problem with you. You joined my server today and gave me more playercount, which was nice.

8/10
<3 yey

review Pie Crust and Clownfish fight

Review blockland
Blockland, that game where you build stuff. What a charming introduction.

I've played this game for six goddamn years. That's nearly half of my life. Almost. I've enjoyed every second of it, probably accumulating more than 3k hours in both idle and active playtime. I have over 700 hours logged in my steam version, and god knows how many I had in the standalone download. This game has to be one of the most captivating media of creative expression I've seen in my life. Yes, you can paint a painting or draw on a piece of paper and make it your own, you can write a story, you can review stuff, you can even build with Legos in the physical world. All of these things either have no built-in guidance or have limits. This game gives you an unlimited creative palette (now even more so, with the raised brick limit) without having to buy more bricks to build with, having to ruffle through your lego box, having to buy more ink, etc. The game gives you guidance, as well. You can load up the default buildings and be amazed by what such a simple concept can produce with builds such as ACM City, Pyramid, Cottage, and so on. You can study those and apply them to your own style, not to mention you can even make stuff explode and shoot stuff and kill things. You can code a computer with relays and a versatile event system. The possibilities with this game (disregarding engine restrictions) are endless with what kind of games and events you can create. It's all self driven, and you can share your ideas with people you know.

I give Blockland a good 10/10. This game has inspired me in many ways.

review Pie Crust and Clownfish fight
I don't give a stuff.

0/10