I ain't falling for this loving trap. I'm using a sleeping bed and I'm sleeping in the living room.
I just want a clean motherforgeter because I'm sick and tired of being in friend's houses that are dirty as stuff and invite the roosterroaches in.
Choose me, McJob. I do the dishes.
Anyone of similar age will do for me, so long as you do your fair share of cleaning and if we bed share you don't mind someone fidgety.
I'd probably choose Foxscotch though, since we can both have pretty bad sleep patterns, so I hopefully wouldn't annoy in being up all night and asleep all day.
